- ̗̀claire ̖́-

a frog on a log in a bog

[memory-is-treachery]

u heard him ladies

[dreamvisiongirlfriend]

so many mornings I need Dionysus to do this for me

[valtsv]

describing my relationship to someone by introducing them to people as "an old wound"

[valtsv]

at that description they roll their eyes and point out to me that "you're the one who won't cauterise me" and i shoot back automatically that i did try and we're both struck silent for a beat before they respond "... i know" in such a fond yet melancholy voice, and we share a look of such profound unspoken understanding that everyone around us begins to feel like they're intruding on some intimate affair

[orcboxer]

my most controversial ship? heh...the Thomas W Lawson

[orcboxer]

motherfucker unlimited

[orcboxer]

you like that? I got more, how bout the SS Bessemer

This experimental piece o' shit, courtesy of Sir Henry Bessemer, had a stabilized cabin meant to combat seasickness. Unfortunately, due to the kinetic consequences of building a ship like that, it also combatted seaworthiness, and the instant this thing touched water it enthusiastically slammed itself into the pier with all the grace of a twelfth round boxer.

Not to be deterred, Bessemer repaired the ship, hired a veteran sea captain, slapped the stern and sent her out for a second go. The ship then proceeded to crash into the Same Fucking Pier even harder, demolishing it.

The SS Bessemer, her bloodlust satiated, retired from the cruise ship life and settled down in Swanley, where she became a billiard room, and then a lecture hall, and then rubble, due to an encounter with bombs.

This one's for the SS Bessemer. Rest in peace you wild bitch.

[write-on-world]

[my-random--thoughts-deactivated]

[ambassadorquark]

he’s the worst man ever invented but of course, his breasts are sublime

[ambassadorquark]

everyone who put a real non-fictional human man in the tags is going to prison except for the person who said william shatner

[turnurmind]

[girltown420]

it is an honor 2 be in ur computer

[000l]

okay i ruined your life but did you not have fun? exactly relax

[souvenirglace]

Aimlessly Walking around or riding bike and listening to music is really imprtant

[finalgirlabigailhobbs]

people saying white rice is a harmful carb.. they could never make me hate you my beautiful princess..

[venusish]

123movies & putlocker provide more for the people of this country than the army has ever

[kittenisajerk]

At least the army doesn’t take the money creators could have made. And is also not stealing anyone’s content. ^^

[uiruu]

they kill people

[smelislime]

hermeto pascoal, iporanga, 1985

[lebeefsteak]

It pisses me off that I'm spending all day doing whatever the fuck that it is that I do, instead of whatever the fuck this is. Re evaluating.

[rosechata]

emilie.hofferber

[johnnycrass]

something so alchemical about build a bear...... the homunculus...

[ferrralit]

[mollybeenoel]

Source: poeticalphotos

[powerbook145]

@bedbugbiting