Sidewinder's Piss Emporium

21 | Gender Chaos!

[sidewindernight]

I like the idea of getting my pants peed in. So some one else can avoid an accident

If my partner has a meeting but won't be able to reach a bathroom. If they have a penis they can pull me aside and pee on my lower stomach and it would run down. If they don't have a penis they can just switch pants with me. But they'd probably still smell, so we'd have to find a better way.

Or maybe they just don't wanna go and decide I can walk around with wet pants. And why does it matter if my pants are soaked. I'm always so bratty I probably need to get embarrassed. That would teach me to behave.

Could be a group trip with friends. And I'm the ✨Piss Princess✨. So whenever someone has to pee they just use my pants. Tired of getting peed on I'd stop wearing bottoms. But they'd just pee on my bare pussy anyway. Or in my butt >~<

Or If I have a dick in any of these scenarios I'd be walking around with an erection and soaked pants. What a freak.

[sidewindernight]

Every time I think you're gone you show up again on my dash randomly, and I'm so happy you exist! Keep on pissin' cunt, ily 🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻

Thank youuuuu. I would post more but I'm out of pee ideas :(

Hopefully I'll be posting more soon.

[sidewindernight]

I love your game holding challenges can we pleeeeease get one for The Witcher 3!?

Sorry but I've never played the witcher. But I bought it when it was on sale once. I'll try to play it soon so I can complete your request.

In the meantime, here's Pee Challenges for 2 more games.

Terraria:

Easy: Get to hell after starting a new world. While holding of course. New character, no special seeds to make it easier. And when you die. Drink water.

Normal: Beat skeletron on a new world and new character. When you die you have to drink water, BUT when you die to a boss. You have to press on your bladder for 5 seconds.

Hard: Get to hard mode on a new character and new world. When you die drink water. When you die to a boss. Drink x2 the water. YOU are allowed to pee after defeating skeletron. But it has to be in a cup or container or bottle. It's not against the rules to overflow the container. So if your okay with cleaning up a mess. You can empty your bladder entirely. HOWEVER if you do use the container break. All deaths mean double water. And boss deaths are entire bottles.

Rimworld:

Easy: Reach 5 colonists while holding. When your colonists get injured or have a mental break drink some water. (You can change the amount of colonists you need to win based on your modlist)

Normal: [requires the Winston waves mod] get to wave 10 while holding. Each colonist added is a another pair of pants or underwear you put on. If the colonist dies the clothing stays on. And if a colonist dies drink an entire mouthful of water.

Hard: Complete one the endings while holding. Drink a mouth full of water when a colonist gets downed. And 2 mouth fulls when one dies. Each colonist added is a pair of pants or underwear you need to put on. You're allowed to remove them when the colonist dies. When a colonist has a mental break you have to sit on the toilet with clothes on listening to running water audio for 3 minutes

In order to make this challenge actually possible you can relieve pressure in the following ways.

• Proxy Pee. If your partner or friend agrees to pee themselves in your place you're allowed to pee in the toilet.

• Container Pee. You can pee into a container as long as you don't overflow it. HOWEVER each time you choose this option you have to use a smaller container. Or if you only have one container draw a fill line and cut it in half each time you use it. Going over the line or overflowing the container is a loss

• Controlled Leaks. You have 10 controlled leaks you can pee for 3 seconds. But if you don't stop immediately you lose. And your clothes have to stay on. And you have to wait 15 minutes before you use your next Controlled pee.

[sidewindernight]

You say enough pee fantasies. And one day you'll realize. The bladders empty. I turn to dust

[sidewindernight]

Pee Challenges for Minecraft and Skyrim

Minecraft:

Easy: Build a house while holding. It has to be a minimum of 5 by 5 by 5. You can only build with blocks that are crafted. With windows and a door. (Extra points if it looks nice)

Normal: Find Diamonds while holding. They have to be mined or at least underground, no village chests. And if you die, drink water.

Hard: Beat the Game while holding. But you have to drink when you die. IF you die in the neither drink twice as much as you normally would. Any glitchless strategy is allowed to complete the game

Skyrim:

Easy: Play up until you kill the first dragon while holding. If you die, drink some water.

Normal: Travel from Solitude to Riften while holding. BUT Every time you die you drink water.

Hard: Complete an entire guild quest line. BUT each time you take damage take a sip. And when you die you have to spread your legs and relax your muscles till you respawn. No stealth archer build is allowed.

Do your pee holds responsibly!!

[fizzywhizz]

(guy who’s insane about bladder pressing) hey guess what i drew

[sidewindernight]

Imagine a party/orgy where everyone has chastity cages on. And all the keys are out in a bowl.

The whole night people are touching and rubbing on each other getting worked up.

At the end, everyone is frantically trying all the keys to unlock themselves. So they can start fucking

All those desperate people. Oozing with precum. One person who got out of theirs, is fucking you while you try keys. Hot cum from several people is dripping out of you. You find your key. And you can finally join in on the fun.

Could go hard.

[sidewindernight]

Y'know those erotic fantasies that stick in your head for days or weeks? One time I was fixated on one called the "Pee Stack"

Where 3 people lay on each other in a stack and have a bladder holding contest. And the top person breaks first. And it runs down the others pants or shorts. Causing them to break from the warm flow washing over their privates. During all this there are desperate whines of disappointment from peeing themselves and sounds of whimpering and struggling to not pee.

At the same time whenever someone breaks and pees. There's another person pulls there soaked clothes off and cums in them. And then the cum leaks down onto those below. Sometimes it leaks down onto pants soaked in pee. Just depends on who breaks and when.

When I fantasied about it I was either doing the fucking. Or the 3rd person and the other two peed and dripped cum onto me. Only then peeing myself and getting fucked.

Pretty wierd.

And now I wanna hear other peoples Fantasies.

[fizzywhizz]

love how many different aspects of piss people are into. the dynamic it creates in a bathroom control scenario, the sensation of holding and releasing, the whines and squirminess. hell, being defiled with it or claimed with it, or the thrill of going somewhere you normally wouldn’t. humiliation and degradation, voluntary/involuntary loss of control, relief, objectification. it’s infinitely interesting to me

[sidewindernight]

New pee fantasy:

Put athletes tape on my pussy and tell me im not allowed to remove it. Then give me lots of water. Bound my hands above me I so can't remove it.

Just there dying to pee unable to even leak. Until finally the dam breaks enough so the tape gives way >~<

Just pushing myself to pee harder. While very little makes it out. And you're making fun of me for trying so hard to pee myself.

[sidewindernight]

I've seen a couple people talk about doing this IRL and I have a couple things to say about that

1. Everything on my page is through the lens of fantasy. And are often bad for your health or are physically impossible. Because it sounds hot. Don't try it IRL

2. This original athletes tape post was influenced by the visual aspect and the plugging aspect came second. It'd look like a censor bar and would look sexy imo. And I didn't really think about the physics of peeing through tape.

You pee goblins are Starting to worry me :(

3. While I'm here. The getting peed in stuff is also not to be done IRL. All sorts of problems with that. I just like it because the humiliation of getting used.

I don't know for sure if this stuff can cause harm. But don't try. I don't wanna get a Dm in the future of one of you saying "my bladder exploded because of the wrong type of tape :3" or something like that.

TLDR: It's not that serious. But Idk if the stuff I say is safe to try irl. Because I assumed everyone was in agreement that tumblr is all make believe. DON'T TRY IT IRL

(Also don't get peed in)

Anyway thanks for your time. I'm going back to my cave.

[sidewindernight]

Y'know those erotic fantasies that stick in your head for days or weeks? One time I was fixated on one called the "Pee Stack"

Where 3 people lay on each other in a stack and have a bladder holding contest. And the top person breaks first. And it runs down the others pants or shorts. Causing them to break from the warm flow washing over their privates. During all this there are desperate whines of disappointment from peeing themselves and sounds of whimpering and struggling to not pee.

At the same time whenever someone breaks and pees. There's another person pulls there soaked clothes off and cums in them. And then the cum leaks down onto those below. Sometimes it leaks down onto pants soaked in pee. Just depends on who breaks and when.

When I fantasied about it I was either doing the fucking. Or the 3rd person and the other two peed and dripped cum onto me. Only then peeing myself and getting fucked.

Pretty wierd.

And now I wanna hear other peoples Fantasies.

[an-icky-yucky-blog]

Big thank you to @/kaossedging on Bluesky for commissioning!!!

Uncensored over on BSky!!

[sidewindernight]

Y'know those erotic fantasies that stick in your head for days or weeks? One time I was fixated on one called the "Pee Stack"

Where 3 people lay on each other in a stack and have a bladder holding contest. And the top person breaks first. And it runs down the others pants or shorts. Causing them to break from the warm flow washing over their privates. During all this there are desperate whines of disappointment from peeing themselves and sounds of whimpering and struggling to not pee.

At the same time whenever someone breaks and pees. There's another person pulls there soaked clothes off and cums in them. And then the cum leaks down onto those below. Sometimes it leaks down onto pants soaked in pee. Just depends on who breaks and when.

When I fantasied about it I was either doing the fucking. Or the 3rd person and the other two peed and dripped cum onto me. Only then peeing myself and getting fucked.

Pretty wierd.

And now I wanna hear other peoples Fantasies.

[frotcore-squared]

girl who barges into a bathroom on the brink of pissing herself and sits on the toilet only to find out the hard way it was a mimic

[sidewindernight]

At the party getting put on a table next to the bathroom. Spreader bar keeping my legs apart. "Pee here" with an arrow leading to my butt. And "cum here USE CONDOM PLEASE" with another arrow to my pussy. There's a bowl of condoms most people don't use. I have a sash of used condoms.

And I'm absolutely FULL. Dripping with cum and pee.

Mabye snacks on the same table.

[sidewindernight]

Partner instiates oral. And you get embarrassed and tell them you need to pee. But they've already started and aren't stopping even tho you warned them.

You probably won't pee. But it's a possibility, a risk they're taking.

Hot?

[sidewindernight]

I'm in the piss labs. Configuring new combinations of different kinks with piss.

Infinite possibilities. I just have to find the right mixtures

Oral + Omo? Basic, been done before

Bondage + Pee? Seen it a lot before

Free use + pee? Definitely seen that before

Nurse + Omo? I wish I saw more of it. Definitely something there

But let's get weirder

Egg laying + Omo? Could work but idk if it'll work well

Slime + Pee? Idk if I've seen that but it has a lot of potential imo

Fuck Machine + Pee? Definitely been done but I haven't seen it

Uhhhh that's all I got. Anyone else got anything?