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YOU ARE THE REASON
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
cherry valley forever
todays bird
oozey mess
EXPECTATIONS
Mike Driver
Game of Thrones Daily
roma★
Color Me Curious
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RMH
Game Changer & Make Some Noise
macklin celebrini has autism
ojovivo
The Stonewall Inn
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being caught taking selfies is one of lifes most embarrassing moments.
omg her peace sign lowering in shame
we can all agree that autumn is a nicer word than fall
Why? Because you’re worried about the Sherlock feels?
because i’m actually english and you’re a try hard wannabe and no-one in england actually gives a damn about sherlock and his scooby dooby gang
all 46 excuses on my friends wall,
1. i was just really, really early for tomorrow
2. we can’t all be usain bolt
3. in this day and age, we shouldn’t need labels like “late”
4. i had pe first period do you blame me
5. i really, really didn’t want to sing
6. my brother thought it would be hilarious to drop me outside the prison gates
7. you can’t tell me how to live my life
8. #YOLO
9. my legs fell off and i had to roll all the way to the emergency clinic
10. there was a freak yachting accident
11. i am a fucking retard
12. this is just for my wall
13. do you even read these
14. “it does not matter how slow you go, so long as you do not stop”
15. i spent my entire night writing tom daley fanfiction
16. my father left my mother for an air hostess seven years ago do you expect me to get over that emotional trauma overnight
17. sarah palin and i got into a twitter war and i couldn’t leave and let her win
18. traffic jammy jammy jam
19. how can i go to school when alex turner
20. my sim was having an emotional meltdown and i needed to be there for her
21. i was sticking it to the man
22. i spent my entire night worrying if i would ever lose my virginity
23. fifty shades of late; i was walking and then i caught the eye of an attractive member of the opposite sex and we began exchanging significant looks and i knew we would one day make sweet love so i just walked alongside him and tried to catch his eye and to be continued
24. part two he was playing hard to get so we walked and walked and he had the perfect hair colour it was sort of beige brown anyway it turned out he was walking to a bus stop so obviously i had to catch the bus because true love and silently we rode out to papakura and into the sunset
25. my meth lab caught fire
26. my bed is more comfortable than your school will ever be
27. i was sad
28. it was a nice day, so i walked leisurely
29. i had beat my younger brother for saying “swag”
30. i had to travel back to the 1950’s to ensure my birth
31. 2 kool 4 scool
32. i had to stop, collaborate and listen
33. i tried
34. i’m sorry i’m late
it’s not my fault
my auntie was killed
and i joined a cult
35. a haiku about lateness:
late late late late late
late late late late late late late
late late late late late
36. my best friend was telling me how to give a satisfactory blow job i wish i was joking
37. i was fashionably late
38. i was caught in a flash mob true story omfg
39. i did not choose the late life, the late life chose me
40. do
41. you
42. even
43. read
44. these
45. i was fighting al qaeda
46. traffic
YESSSS IT’S ON MY DASHBOARD AGAIN
the post that doesn’t age
i sit on tumblr all day, don't drink or do drugs and my mum treats me like i'm the spawn of satan.
sometimes i cry because i'm not jennifer lawrence.
i'm so bad at being in relationships i just can't do them.
being so attached to fictional characters it hurts.
When they price DVDs (and not even 'new' ones) at £14 it's like they're asking you to just illegally download it.
''I want to be skinny'' I say as I cry into my food.
I always wonder about if I die who will tell my internet friends.
I just think Jennifer Lawrence is the most perfect human being to exist.
I'm 17 in 7 days.
People who say ''New Year, New Me.''
