if this aint me

just a clown online having fun

[drugstoreperfumemp3]

“Sometimes I feel as though there are two me’s, one coating directly on top of the other: the superficial me, who nods when he’s supposed to nod and says what he’s supposed to say, and some other, deeper part, the part that worries and dreams… Most of the time they move along in sync and I hardly notice the split, but sometimes it feels as though I’m two whole different people and I could rip apart at any second.”

— Lauren Oliver, Delirium (via books-n-quotes)

[dirtsnakes]

sometimes making tea is less about drinking it and more ab it keeping you company

[horreurscopes]

there is literally no logical, emotional, aesthetic, philosophical, moral, or sexy reason for the sun to be gone at 4.30 pm 

[another-exclus]

Vampires can come out earlier

[daddys-blunt-little-instrument]

One sexy reason

[depressed-and-alone4ever]

[jehovahhthickness]

Lmaooooo

[queenstravelingdarling]

This shouldn’t be so damn funny

[hollysian]

[fuckyeahcoolestshit]

my bf: i want to be inside you so bad

me [disassociating]: me too…

[valtsv]

not to sound like a golden retriever on main but the feeling when someone praises me for something i did? indescribable

[thestateonmtv]

so much of late 2000s music was like “we falling in love... in this club... we’re all family... in this club.... we’re having the time of our lives... in this club” like wtf we gotta get back to the club !!!

[faggottt]

Me about to do anything:

“Alright I need some music first”

[genderoftheday]

[ohgod-awesome-posts]

yep me

[tv-snapshots]

[reblogable-memes]

you haven’t met me

[the-absolute-funniest-posts]

what do u mean i don’t have a social life I just went grocery shopping with my mom

[myrrhdotcom]

good night. sleep tight. don’t let the bed bugs bite. tonight. imma fight. till we see the sunlight. tik tok. on the clock. but the party don’t stop.

[acoolsuggestion]

dont ignore me ?? i despise being ignored ?? i mean im ignoring like 8 ppl right now but still ???

[mjalti]

dont ask me what tf im talking about. i dont know ok? im just the vessel. the message has been gifted. i‘ve moved on

[theclassicsreader]

me when i receive feedback from professors on my essays 

[itsaubreylmfao]

my dad always tells me that when he’s with people bragging about their kids’ accomplishments and such he goes “yeah but are they like ....cool?” and the parents always give him a confused look and he goes “are they cool? my kids are so cool. i love hanging out with them.” and it always throws people off and i think that’s so funny and sweet like i may be a fucking idiot with just about zero accomplishments but at least my dad thinks i’m cool

[mjalti]

when a guy is trying to have a conversation but all he can offer is “hey” or “haha”