In carnage you will bloom

Reciting the Litany of Contact Mike: mid 20s therian transfem furry :3 (it/she) ask me about the 17 swamps I've eaten

[ariavtuber]

[werewolvesnearyou]

i've never liked anyone this much before

[lakevida]

when i accomplish anything on my days off work i feel like this. went on two separate walks today and i feel like i beat thru the fire and flames on expert with a wii nunchuck. while depressed

[picklebit]

And gay

[lakevida]

and gay.

[blackpyrefly]

early to bed and early to rise leaves a man so fucked up that he dies

[jvhdb]

every day i tell myself i need to leave the disco elysium subreddit then someone is really funny on there and i’m forced to keep going

[argumate]

I keep thinking this! very frustrating

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

[just-sans-things]

my cherios spelled out my exact address this morning but like what the gudge ever i gobbled those honey nut freaks up and licked the bowl too

[just-sans-things]

someone contact my fucking lawyers

[parisetya]

shark seg

[parisetya]

shark seg

[hitmyvape-deactivated20251006]

[targetedknowledge]

[frankiesbullshit]

someone tell OP i did it, i spent about 3 hours on it

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

One flag to rule them all

[sisterskaoi]

Derin, how long did you procrastinate writing whilst putting this together?

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

That's not important.

[thecaptainkindofgirl]

My dad works at Home Depot and this one customer came in trying to return a lawnmower that wouldn’t start. Another employee asked the customer if he had put any gas in it and the customer was outraged, yelling that they should have told him it needed gas (it was in the manual) and the employee told him “Well it doesn’t run on hopes and dreams, sir.” That pissed the guy off more so he called the manager all “Can you believe this guy!? He told me it doesn’t run on hopes and dreams!” and the manager just said “Well, it doesn’t.”

[angel-advise]

can i get an amen break burger

[eggboob]

here you go & have a great burgrer

[angel-advise]

this post is worth more than your entire gimmick blog

[bunnypuppyboy]

[cottoncandylesbo]

(alien being shown yaoi) and you're saying, the men... have sex with each other? the men?

(alien being shown yuri) ohhh ya we do this shit too lmao

[temothylol]

[sashimi55]

Human bodies are so weird like the upper half consists of every single vital organ and the lower half is legs

[dambiex]

[onlyberry2]

And then you can just remove like half of the organs and the person will survive. Gallbladder? Who needs that? Appendix? It's probably not important. A lung? A kidney? You've got spares! Heart? You need A heart, but it doesn't have to be yours.

[viridiancolors]