In carnage you will bloom

Reciting the Litany of Contact Mike: mid 20s therian transfem furry :3 (it/she) ask me about the 17 swamps I've eaten

[egberts]

stop assuming the worst most bad faith negative interpretations of everyone else's intentions and you will find yourself so much more at ease in life

[lumsketch]

outfit idea

[malama-art]

girl ash 4 pride month

[seizuredaughter-deactivated2026]

if you follow me you DO have a chance to fuck me NEVER give up

[sporecore-rat]

Casualties: Unknown's Mindwipe really scares me cause like. that's it. In a few seconds, you're gone forever. It's a product of the beings who see you as little more than the end result, put into an unassuming pill container. A last resort to ensure they still have a warm body they can use; dehumanizing, in a most literal form.

I wonder, with the pain consuming your mind, if you'd feel terrified? Blissful maybe, because of the opiates? I wonder if the mechanisms to process that feeling would exist at all, or if they'd be the first to wash away under the tidal wave of neuron regeneration. A terrible fate, truly, engineered just for you.

[cali]

Post: atheist youtubers are overdosing on deep rock galactic pussy me: not true Post: bunnies and cats are learning how to write in new language called US american cuneiform me: thats right

[yay-bunnies-world]

bunnies are chambered in .45 acp

[cannibalchicken]

[julie-su]

[explosionshark]

Control is so good bc it's like: what if there was a big fucked up building? And I'm already on board, but then they're like what if the fucked up building was full of fucked up objects? And I'm like holy shit baby I'm already sold. And then they're like wait. You didn't even let me tell you about the people in it. And by this point I'm already deliriously horny but I say okay go on and then the game is like yeah so the people? Fucked up too. And then they flash typography at you that's so fucking stylish you get lightheaded and swoon. That's what Control is like. And it owns

[sixball]

Already posted this connected to the old piece but I still wanted to post it on its own just for funsies ^_^

[noelle-ism]

Dude

apparently, there's this new game coming out, called

"Undertale"

Where you can use LOVE to DESTROY THE WORLD.

[lunersoul]

??? Oh so I’m not the only one who saw this was posted in 2010? lol

[noelle-ism]

ok so have U heard of becoming "unstuck in time" cause that's basicaly what's been happening to me

[everyteenager4free2]

[angelicguy]

my toddler is 3 years old and wont eat anything other than fine porterhouse steaks and sweet port wine

[milk5]

you need to discipline your child. port is a horrible choice for the main course and wildly clashes with a rich béarnaise.

[angelicguy]

dude hes three….

[bumblr-dotcom]

And uncultured. Get a new child

[grrwoof-woof]

"but the text never explicitly stated it!!!" hey, so that's actually what they tried to teach you in those english classes you barely passed 😁

[aliferousmetal]

[hooved]

FUCK it was in parallel australia

[cholerascum]

"erm! actually! I'm not comfortable calling people it/its! it just makes me uncomfortable I feel dirty and icky and mean! why not just use they/them? sending love!" doesn't feel good reading once. reading it 12000 times on 4 different posts? fucking explode. leave it/it's users alone. you really don't have to share that someones chosen pronouns makes you uncomfortable. you sound like a transphobe.

[shadowblade8192]

9/11 could never happen today because the twin towers arent there anymore for some reason