we all salivate when the bells ring

gilgameshXenkidu is canon, 6,000 BCE~FOREVER

[lakevida]

just saw someone say they were "hyperfixated" on cooking with seasonal squash i love that nothing means anything

[goofstep]

i’m seriously traumadumping pepper all over these boiled eggs

[junglejim4322]

I’m gaslighting my stove

[smegmafactory4ever]

[nthfunct-deactivated20231201]

construction workers were a superstitious organization who thought orange objects could ward off vehicles, or even control people.

[cadaverkeys]

I think of this twitter interaction at least 6 times a day. do you remember how we used to run?

[pissmario]

my tony soprano tribute

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

withdrawing 20 farts from my butt account

[sigmastripper]

Does anyone still use tumblr

[digitlangl]

you don't need to have cute handwriting girl, Dostoevsky's manuscript drafts looked like this

left- draft of Demons. right- draft of The Brothers Karamazov

[shetheyslain]

[tinybed]

i read it as twice as many “starters” and i was like Mmmm yummy i love going 2 restaurants :))

[sigmastripper]

That coochie doin it for me slime

[inthesensethat-deactivated20240]

[kibumkim]

Geneva convention didnt even mention them. A hit dog will always holler.

[bikwin5]

the earliest recorded homestuck reference was made in the book of exodus when israel is referred to as the “land of milk and honey”

[maptitude1]

Predators in France (brown for bears, black for wolves, yellow for lynx)

[neeetsocks-deactivated20191026]

white for frenchmen

[phemiec]

Me: shit who smoked all the weed?

my therapist, hannabis lector: whoa dude idk that’s crazy

[sigmastripper]

Being a domme is even funnier. Like haha I put your penis in a cage. Now withdraw 500 dollars from the atm and give it to me

[sigmastripper]

being a stripper is so spiritually strange and unusual. Imagine walking into an establishment that radiates evil and harm and malice and you just gotta clock in and get naked.