where I unashamedly hate on your dumb sign

I dislike you all, equally

[signhater]

In the interests of non-discrimination and fairness to all, I promise to hate on all signs equally.

You’re welcome.

[signhater]

Leo imagining they are being filmed randomly:

[signhater]

Aquarius: *does nothing in particular that differs themselves from others*

Aquarius: 👽🛸👾

Everyone else: … ok I guess

[signhater]

♍️

Virgo sun men randomly, for no reason: 👁️🫦👁️. 💦🚣‍♀️

[signhater]

Sagittarius: I haTe HoW thE waTEr sIgnS aRe so paSsiVe aggReSsiVe

[signhater]

Aquarius: I’m so different and multi layered and odd that it means I can never possibly connect with anyone 😩 so different, so cursed, so special 👀

[signhater]

Happy birthday to you oh so hard workings caps, maybe you’ll get the present of recognition instead of burnout this year

Nah

[signhater]

Happy birthday sags, you jerks.

[signhater]

Sagittarius: I tell the blunt truth so if you can’t take it leave

Blunt truth: their false perception that isn’t actually the truth of a situation / literally just their personal opinion

[signhater]

*gets betrayed like 5 times by same person*

Cancerian: But they’re family

[signhater]

Friend or loved one: *slight chuckle*

Aries talking about them: yeah so they found it HILARIOUS, they nearly wet themselves laughing

[ruinedchildhood-deactivated3138]

[she-is-amused]

Is that a framed picture within a frame?

[signhater]

Pisces: yes, it’s all energy

Anyone: what do you mean?

Pisces: …energyyyy

[signhater]

Sagittarius get real butt hurt when they’re not the fortunate ones damn

[signhater]

No one:

Aries: why are you so mad at me I think we should have a long enduring argument especially because I’ve had a bad day

[signhater]

Tell you what you Gemini’s are something else

[signhater]

No one:

Leos: haters gonna hate