I Believe;;

&. if you feel you're sinking, I will JUMP right over Into cold, cold water for you. &. although time may take us into different places I will still be patient with you. Taylor, she/her, 26, anxious mess.

[richist-deactivated20150511]

Is it true that straight boys eat footballs for breakfast

[sexualremarks]

yeah everyday, the leather makes them feel more secure about their inability to satisfy women

[richassness]

90s babies we’re getting old

[inso-uciant]

i don’t want to talk about it

[boredpanda]

[baudclaire-deactivated20160528]

i love how different the sea looks at certain moments

[thwacks]

WHEN SOMEONE U LIKE TEXTS BACK REALLY FAST

[snorlaxatives]

the annual scholastic book fair was the only reason i didn’t drop out of elementary school

[daddyfuckedme]

[timeywimeyjedi]

[jump-spark]

[adorablesnakes]

[radioheadliker-deactivated20210]

Remember when all that mattered was old town road by lil nas x. when everything was beautiful and nothing hurt.

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[catsbeaversandducks]

Mama Hens And Their Babies

Via Bored Panda

[cryoverkiltmilk]

These are such good chickens

[impossiblejellyfishfart]

I can’t get over the ostriches because they ARE AS BIG AS HER

[writterings]

whenever a young kid joins our staff at work im just like huh. guess im a father now.

[writterings]

these kids will be like “can you drive me home? i don’t have gas money but-” and im already pullin out my keys and am like. sweetheart, you are a child. i am not charging a child gas money.

[writterings]

i literally almost lunged across the counter to throw hands with some old hag who yelled at and insulted one of our 16 y/o girls but instead i threw her sandwich at her and told her to never fucking come back

[writterings]

old dudes will flirt with our young girls too and i’ll be like ay man this is a truck stop, normal customer service rules dont apply here. i can and will call the cops on you.

[writterings]

im the only manager that actively tells them to steal food because these are teenagers and they are HUNGRY

[rexrattorum]

You are the only valid manager

[floozys-deactivated20180908]

*someone asks me to do something in my job, where i am paid to do things*

[stability]

honestly never regret treating yourself if you had a good time

[perrfectly]

I am jealous of those who think more deeply, who write better, who draw better, who look better, who live better, who love better than I.

(via perrfectly)