TIK TOK SENTENCE STARTERS, PT. 2 ;
85 starters. CW: cussing, sexual themes, violence. Some starters are just random quotes from Tik Tok creators, some starters are from Tik Tok trends that have popped up over the past year or so. The original sources of these trends are from various memes, shows, songs, and other popular media. Feel free to change words and pronouns as needed!
[PART 1]
“Is it cursed? Let’s find out!”
“Will you be the best man at my funeral?”
“You better believe I love me like a friend!”
“Say you’ll give me all of you.”
“It’s just you that I mess with.”
“You must break the pattern today or the loop will repeat tomorrow.”
“The space I long for no longer fits me.”
“I’m glad you brought it up, ‘cause I’ve been dying to talk about it for a fucking hot minute.”
“Please don’t call me an eyesore when you literally look like a discontinued Cabbage Patch Kid.”
“I’m feeling like I did too much.”
“What kind of fuckery is this?”
“You’re coming home with me!”
“Lord, give me one more chance.”
“Reminder that your boyfriend’s built like a bitch.”
“Oh my god, what is that…? OH MY GOD. WHAT IS THAT?”
“Who got you smilin’ like that, like…?”
“I pick my poison and it’s you.”
“Hey man, this look pretty good, man… Where your clothes at?”
“I don’t know what drugs you took this morning, but this is unacceptable behavior.”
“Sometimes I gotta beat the ladies off with a stick.”
“Jesus Christ, I’m so blue all the time.”
“And if you wonder if I hate you, I do.”
“I think you’re such a hottie.”
“If I let you touch my body, will you stay?”
“I’ve never loved anyone the way I love you.”
“You are my soul’s home.”
“I pray to the heavens above that I dream of you.”
“I can still feel your touch on my skin.”
“You kinda’ smell… like a baka.”
“You know I can’t make it on my own.”
“This is your daily reminder to go seek revenge on any motherfucker who’s ever hurt you. Go get ‘em, tiger.”
“And I’m sorry I left, but it was for the best, though it never felt right.”
“He really tried to stop Michael Myers with a fire hose.”
“‘Evil dies tonight’ is exactly what I say to the pharmacist every time I buy a morning-after pill.”
“I like watching you watch cartoons in my room.”
“I ain’t mad, bitch. Look where you’re working at.”
“You mad, ahhh! Look where you’re eatin’ at!”
“Not to be dramatic, but I wanna die.”
“I’m not feeling very fly like a G6.”
“So your plan is posting memes until someone falls in love with you. You’re so pathetic, did you know that?”
“You know we’ll have to go out there at some point…”
“Why can’t everyone just go away? Except you, you can stay.”
“Do you ever think of the things you’ve ruined?”
“Being away from you is like Hell, but so is being next to you.”
“You have stolen my heart.”
“So can I call you tonight?”
“Literally, fuck your zodiac sign. I do not judge people based off the month they were born, their personality, my previous interactions with them, or really anything else. I judge them off one thing and one thing only: who they pick in Smash Bros.”
“My dog could beat a dinosaur.”
“I’m probably gonna tell on you if you say that again.”
“I kinda’ hate you, kinda’ love you, kinda’ wish I was you.”
“All this time spent hating on me could be used to improve your looks, your personality, your life.”
“Don’t you feel… silly? Don’t you feel… stupid?”
“I support women’s rights, but most importantly, I support women’s wrongs.”
“What are you doing in my house?!”
“Your standards are so low we done gave them things a funeral.”
“It’s hard to stay humble when your haters look like extras off Coraline.”
“What are you still trying to prove to yourself?”
“Have I told you lately I’m grateful you’re mine?”
“See, this is why I don’t play this game anymore.”
“Damn, girl… You fucked up.”
“Can’t spell funeral without fun!”
“You just don’t get it. You’ve already forgotten even though I just said it.”
“Maybe someday we will be two people meeting again for the first time.”
“Do you think we can make it the whole day without you doing something bad?”
“You look just like a dream.”
“You’ve got your demons and they all look like me.”
“Is it better to speak or to die?”
“My booty cheeks are, like, clenched.”
“I don’t know what you think I’ve done, but if we were to battle, I’ve already won.”
“I’ve played enough scary games to know that something evil is coming out of that dark hole.”
“Who wanna be girl best friends with an undeniable romantic tension that neither of us will ever address until eventually we have an inexplicably emotional friendship breakup and then never speak to each other again?”
“You very much need something to do in a zombie apocalypse. Why not fornicate? I’m just saying, ain’t nothing else to do… Besides be alive. Survive.”
“Please don’t come over here. You don’t see me. You see all this ass though. But you don’t see me.”
“If this don’t make you a believer of the paranormal, I don’t know what will.”
“Barely two words in and you already look like you want me dead.”
“You’ve changed. You’re getting weak.”
“Last time I was comfortable was in the womb. Just been disappointment since.”
“If it makes you happy, it doesn’t have to make sense to anyone else.”
“I’ve killed for you. Who else can say that?”
“I made this friendship bracelet for you.”
“Everybody wants to be my enemy.”
