did I never post the binghe and bingpup "get along shirt" old as hell drawing because I thought I did
binpup au is actually ancient
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did I never post the binghe and bingpup "get along shirt" old as hell drawing because I thought I did
binpup au is actually ancient
[headcanon that Shen Jiu actually hates when Shen Yuan puts a collar on bingpup cuz he sees it as a form of ownership and as taking away freedom]
something something Mu Qingfang who never really tries to personally involve himself with other peak lords but being so incredibly soft and open with Shang Qinghua...
Imagine being a peak lord or disciple and you just happen to see MQF, so you try greeting him; only to witness his usually professional, composed self smiling so sweetly the moment he sees Shang Qinghua.
It's not like Mu Qingfang is known as cold, more like polite but always having a barrier between himself and other people. But this? This was different.
There's a skip in his step, an ease to his usually upright posture, and anticipation with his approach to the An Ding peak lord.
You recover from your trance, maybe you're just imagining it. You try walking towards them once more until you are forced to pause again upon what you have just witnessed.
Mu Qingfang leaned down to meet Shang Qinghua's head and... he-
he..
he kissed Shang Qinghua's forehead.
Mu Qingfang's smile gets even wider when the other peak lord stutters in his movements
You quickly turn back from where you came from, processing the new shocking revelation.
...
The bets are definitely going to be chaotic once you bring the news.
Kidnapped Binghe AU: Part 1
Based on this post, developing second scenario. (Also here SQQ's POV, SQH's POV) It all starts shortly after Luo Binghe turns sixteen. He’s already well-established at Qing Jing Peak, frequently helping his Shizun with paperwork. In fact, he’s gotten so efficient that he often handles deliveries on his own, only reporting back to Shen Qingqiu afterward for that coveted praise.
Which brings us to that fateful afternoon when Binghe decides to personally drop off some documents at An Ding Peak.
He arrives at Shang Qinghua’s office and hands over the papers. The Head of An Ding shoves them into an already precarious mountain of scrolls. Predictably, the balance is ruined, and the entire avalanche of paperwork crashes to the floor. Binghe, being the helpful disciple he is, immediately dives down to clean it up despite Shang Qinghua's protests.
And right there, amidst the scattered scrolls, Binghe catches sight of something he was never supposed to see. Letters. Evidence. Proof that Shang Qinghua is a demon spy.
Instead of acting smart—playing dumb, leaving quietly, and running to his Shizun at supersonic speed—Luo Binghe lets his recent successes get to his head. An Ding Peak has a reputation for being weak, right? He completely forgets that despite Shang Qinghua being deemed the "weakest" of the twelve Peak Lords, he is still a full-fledged Peak Lord. And Binghe is just a highly talented, but very young, sixteen-year-old cultivator.
Binghe decides to confront the traitor himself.
It ends badly. After a brutally short scuffle, Binghe is pinned down, a blade inches from his throat. For a horrifying second, Shang Qinghua pauses, his eyes flashing with something unrecognizable. Then, with a swift flick of his wrist, he flips the knife and knocks Binghe out cold with the pommel.
When Binghe comes to, he is tied up in a dark storage room.
After hours of futile struggling, he suddenly hears muffled voices outside the door. It’s Shizun! And the Sect Leader! Binghe thrashes desperately, trying to make any noise, only to realize with sinking horror that the door is sealed with a soundproofing talisman. He can't even reach it.
Through the cracks, he hears them questioning Shang Qinghua about a missing disciple. They are looking for him! Shizun is right there! ("Shizun, I'm here! Don't leave!") But based on the conversation, no one has any clues, and they are already discussing forming a search party elsewhere. Soon, the footsteps fade away, and silence returns.
Binghe loses track of time. Finally, the door creaks open. Shang Qinghua steps in.
"Oh, you poor thing..." Shang Qinghua sighs, leaning down to gently wipe a tear from Binghe's cheek with a tone full of pity. Binghe tries to bite him, but the gag stops him. "None of this would have happened if you’d just been a good boy and stayed out of adult business. But now, I need you to be quiet and cooperative."
The Peak Lord pulls a small vial from his sleeve, pours the contents onto a cloth, and presses it over Binghe's face. Binghe fights with everything he has, but darkness takes him again.
When he wakes up, he is shivering, yet his forehead feels like it's on fire. He opens his eyes to see a ceiling covered in solid ice. He is lying on a bed covered in heavy furs.
This place is entirely unfamiliar. And it means absolutely nothing good.
Corrupt generation before Qing choosing absolute trashfires for their head disciples/heirs with the plan being that they always get killed off or reprimanded with removal of rank and oops once again not all twelve peak lords are ready to ascend guess they have to stay another few decades. whoops.
Only the Qing generation are proving to be an immoveable trashfire that keeps escaping their cunning plans.
What do you mean the cursed-sword-cave-lockup gambit didn't work? Who let that kid claim a backup sword? What do you mean Wu Yanzi's brat is actually behaving himself?? Qingge came back? Alive? Are you sure? Have you tried the Chimeras again? What do you mean you sent the little coward into the Northern Desert for a solo mission and he came back alive? No one comes back alive!
Yzma Voice: Qi deviating‽ He's supposed to be dead!
Currently haunted by the possibility of a friendly relationship between PIDW Mobei-Jun and PIDW Ning Yingying.
PLEASE ELABORATE. PLEASE.
Mobei-Jun is Luo Binghe's right-hand man and Ning Yingying presumably holds a senior position in the harem, if not the most senior position (I doubt she's his official Empress, but she could be), which means that they've essentially been... I don't know... coworkers(?) for a huge chunk of PIDW. Do they ever have to make small talk with each other? Are they actually friendly? Or has MBJ somehow gone decades without ever talking to NYY?
Luo Binghe, 50+ years into being the Demon Emperor: "Mobei, see to that Ning Yingying gets this message, will you?" Mobei-Jun: "Which one is Ning Yingying?" Luo Binghe: "..." Mobei-Jun: "..." Luo Binghe: "Are you fucking serious right now?" Mobei-Jun: "Yes."
Like, it would be hilarious if Mobei-Jun can't be fucked to remember Luo Binghe's wives' names, but that does seem unrealistic. He probably knows the most important ones. So, like, taking that a step further... does he actually have any positive relationships with the likes of Sha Hualing, Liu Mingyan, or Ning Yingying? Ning Yingying is the funniest concept to me because she's, like, the least like him of those three. The most unlikely and therefore the most delightful.
Do they ever have to do any actual ruling together? Politics? Logistics? Can Ning Yingying boss Mobei-Jun around? Do they keep each other updated on important news and harem drama?
Mobei-Jun, walking into NYY's sitting room: "..." Ning Yingying: "What?" Mobei-Jun: "..." Ning Yingying: "He got married AGAIN?!" Mobei-Jun: "Yes." Ning Yingying: "It's only been two months." Mobei-Jun: "And two days." Ning Yingying, sighing: "I know that you think it's funny when the ladies are trying to tear each other's hair out, but could you do me favor and wait before telling Hualing this time-?" Sha Hualing, kicking open the door: "Where's the fresh MEAT?" Mobei-Jun: "..." Ning Yingying: "..." Mobei-Jun: "I have already told her." Sha Hualing: "Wake UP, people! I have a brand new venomous snake to hide in someone's bedchamber and someone else I want to frame for it! Mingyan is traveling again and I'm BORED." Ning Yingying: "..." Mobei-Jun: "..." Ning Yingying: "I told you to stop helping her get snakes." Sha Hualing: "Like I need his help for that!" Ning Yingying: "Did he open a portal for you?" Sha Hualing: "..." Mobei-Jun: "Yes." Ning Yingying: "Did she tell you why?" Mobei-Jun: "..." Sha Hualing: "Yes." Ning Yingying, putting her head in her hands: "Mobei, you can't keep doing this just because you think it's 'getting too chummy around here'! Hualing, do you really think I'm just going to let you drop a venomous snake into some poor young woman's bedchamber just because was seduced by my husband? Again?" Sha Hualing: "He's my husband too!" Mobei-Jun: "Yes."
PIDW Mobei-Jun & Ning Yingying friendship truly has incredibly potential. A PIDW Mobei-Jun/Ning Yingying rarepair also has intriguing potential for that matter.
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Another thing fandom needs to start doing more of is projecting on tops.
There are delicious amounts of psychological distress you can inflict on that guy once you get into his head. The brainworms of forcing agency and initiative on someone who genuinely is Not Fucking Ready For It are exquisite.
To quote myself: Domtops in fics are always written to have such uncomplicated and healthy relationships to their sexualities and for my mental health I need us to collectively start giving them complexes about being some kind of monstrous predatory freak of nature instead.
Make that guy have a panic attack b/c someone in his daydream told him to stop and he kept going anyway.
New and improved! Sad Wet Dog of a top is thinking about how he wants to hurt you but doesn't want to hurt you and the contradiction is slowly and steadily making him Lose His Whole Fucking Mind.
we need more pidw cumplane
xiang fei and shen yuan as part of lbh’s neglected harem
shen yuan reads books and xiang fei is running a spy and smuggling operation
SY: Bro you can’t keep anonymously sending Sha Hualing poison, she killed 5 girls this week
SY: What have they ever done to you
Congrats to YQY on winning the poll LMFAOOOO
Thinking about my modern au where Luo binghe still has regenerative powers, so scientist shen jiu kidnaps him and locks him up and experiments on him. He'll cut open binghes skin without anesthesia (binghe is immune to it anyway) to take notes and samples while it heals. The testing goes on for years in a hidden away lab.
It's torture for Binghe. Shen Jiu, the white walls and pain are all he knows. Until one day he hears a noise and finds a boy slightly older than him in the lab looking around in shock. The boy, Shen Yuan, looks horrified by the blood on the floor, asking Binghe what he's doing in his basement. Why is he locked up behind glass? He fumbles around the buttons until Binghes door opens and he's finally free.
Turns out shen jiu has a sickly little brother and his research on Binghe was the key to the cure
Shen Yuan: my brother disappeared a month ago and I found a staircase leading to this lab in his office.. will you help me look for him?
Binghe: yes.. I have a debt I need to repay to your brother
Binghe: now I have to act pathetic and harmless until shen yuan leads me to shen jiu and I can finally take my revenge
Shen Yuan: this guy wants to kill shen jiu doesn't he. Literally everyone does.
Mu Qingfang my love
Yue Qingyuan: Xiao Jiu can, of course, fall in love with anyone he wants. He could fuck another person in front of me and I would simply endure because I have no right to dictate his life. I might try to gently suggest better options to make sure he doesn't damage his reputation further but I have no right to condemn him. I will hold all my hurt inside my chest until I die as long as Xiao Jiu is alright and happy
Shen Jiu: if Qi-ge so much as looks like he's thinking of holding someone else's hand I am killing everybody on this mountain and then myself
I keep forgetting that I have this post in my drafts. Anyway, I kind of wrote this fic a while ago. Shen Jiu is making sure his homoerotic teenage situationship has a bodycount.
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I see your “Rocky swears like a sailor but only in pitches humans can’t hear/refuses to teach Grace what those words mean” and raise you “Rocky swears like a sailor and now has to explain to Grace that ‘bad bad bad’ isn’t actually a sequence you play on your Eridian speech piano in polite company.”
Grace is both horrified and amused to realise that a more accurate translation for what Rocky’s been saying is “shit shit shit”.
Eridian government representative: Greetings Rocky, Saviour of Erid, and Grace, Saviour from Beyond the Stars. We are pleased to welcome you home.
Grace, haltingly on the keyboard Rocky built for him: Wassup bitches. Fucking jazzed to—
Rocky: GRACE STOP TALKING NOW NOW NOW I EXPLAIN LATER
swim suit modeling (feat. liushen & cumplane)
[DAZED FROM BLOOD LOSS] hey not to kill the vibe completely but i think i am in love with you