Astrobarba

Shitty posts at day, shitty posts at night. Don't forget: You're here forever (actually you can get out from here whenever you want, it's your choice, or maybe is the choice of the government, who knows? WHO ARE YOU?)

[obviousplant]

I made a trashcan for people’s hopes and dreams. 

[dogaesthetics]

[somewhereinthedetails217]

WAFER!!! ❤

[dicknurse]

Not For Sale

[thahalfrican]

[8pxl]

Art I’ve made in 2017 so far!

I’ve improved a lot this year, and I need to keep bein motivated to make more art! Thank you all for the support you’ve given me this year, it’s been amazing !

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[dsxsbx]

[thecommonchick]

me.

[strangeparker]

[princesconsuela]

[oldfashionedcowboy-blog]

[marauders4evr]

You know, I have to say, I commend the Assassin’s Creed movie for creating an entirely new story/characters and sticking to the themes of diversity and non-Americanized history but I guess I just didn’t expect

*Pauses*

*Glances around my dorm*

I didn’t expect

*Checks my closet*

I didn’t expect

*Looks under my desk and bed*

I didn’t

*Glances into my coffee pot*

I didn’t expect the Spanish Inquisition.

Goddammit.

[somecleverreference]

I found a pun that works in both English and Spanish

Where do cats go when they die? Purrgatory.

¿De dónde van los gatos cuando mueren? Purgatorio.

[theload]

[waiting-unknown]

Dude it works also in Italian! ‘Dove vanno i gatti quando muoiono? Nel purGATTOrio’

[envahissantecapucine-deactivate]

could also work in french: “où vont les chats quand ils meurent? Au purCHATtoire”

[warning--known--fangirl]

The ultimate pun

[itsmealis]

IT ALSO WORKS IN PORTUGUESE

“Para onde os gatos vão quando morrem? Para o purGATOrio”

[thedinosaurprince]

WE HAVE ACHIEVED PEAK PUN

[learningtoacceptchange]

The pun heard ‘round the world. 

[jeremywhitley]

This is what we’ve all been waiting for.

[rexisky]

SKLX

[tripcontrol]

[liamgalgey]

Mike Wazowski joins the Avengers.

[24hoursinthelifeofawoman]

[un-magnificentlivesofadults]

My mom just sent me this picture of my dog…I guess we got a lot of snow, then

[un-magnificentlivesofadults]

update:

[back-that-sass-up]

Great update

[disneyc0llections]