Horse snuggles

An orange Tumblr made by an orange unicorn.

[twinktorturer]

the most sexual emotion a man can feel is fear

[browsingfreakshit]

Now why would Tumblr user twinktorturer say something like this

[gorbling]

Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"

[gorbling]

[hapalopus]

[hapalopus]

More from the notes:

[vexwerewolf]

I love this post

[karifaevt]

The horse thinks as it scratches an itch

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

dont tell anyone because its top secret but i just got the next tumblr update early and notes become like a currency that you can use to buy different outfits for your posts

[dhulfaqar]

You broke it even more

[sawed-on-shotgun]

why does it say you reblogged this from me

[dhulfaqar]

YOU’RE MAKING IT WORSE STOP TOUCHING IT

[sawed-on-shotgun]

AAAAAAAAAH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[littlegrayram]

I have never seen a post that is so new and so broken at the same time. Once in a lifetime oppurtunity

[striders]

kind of a milf.

[striders]

none needed brother

[creepymutelilbugger]

[creepymutelilbugger]

[thestroyer]

[dee-the-red-witch]

I HAVE FINALLY FOUND THE PAINT JOB I NEED ON MY CAR.

[dragon-in-a-fez]

driving my newly painted car down to my job at the children’s hospital

[shitpostingkats]

Shoutouts to characters that don't know the facade isn't their real self. Shoutouts to characters who put up a front so long ago that they have now forgotten it's all an act. Shoutouts to characters who no longer know who they are because they think they're being sincere. Shoutouts to performers so good they fool even themselves. Shoutouts to characters who fall for their own lies.

[letterful]

[depsidase]

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

you sad little pervert

im happy big & sexually normal

[slightly-sigilant]

if you're not playing fallen london you're missing out

[holdoncallfailed]

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to deny location sharing and turn off personalized ads and reject all non-essential cookies and not set up siri and face ID

[unalivejournal]

always a little funny to me when filmbros are vehemently anti fanfiction but love to discuss film theories. Maybe my theory is that the 2 main guys sucked each other off. And swallowed

[grippysockgang-deactivated20230]

You all are the coolest people I vaguely know

[failbettergames]

Reading some of FL's more creative chess moves and wondering: Does someone on the staff play chess and wishes there was nothing but anarchy, or do you all just make stuff up that could sound vaguely plausible in chess tutorials?

yes

[failbettergames]

Less of a question, more of a plea-

Would you please add the ability to marry the Cloistered Diatomist into Fallen London?

this is the first ask of its kind we've had. they're not a bad candidate though, so we'll see!