Jonah

There is no end here

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Infinite distance if you go in circles

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Unsettling thoughts

What if Robin Hood stole from the poor and gave to the rich?

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Just do it

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So this guy got into an argument with my bff and then...

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When your name Hackerman

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Cause puns

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FuckyouguysnowIcan’tusethespacebar

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Hmmmmm this is why i relate to a frog name kermit

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“ifunny.c🙂”

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Go commit a D I E

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It would just take longer to fall asleep with all them damn calcs you be making

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I call screenshot “50% chance of my phone being smart, 50% chance of my phone turning off like the little bitch it is”

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The square part was for squares, the circle part was for expert frisbee-throwers, and the triangle part was for extreme daredevils who wanted to see who could go the longest without stabbing the roof of their mouth with a fucking slice of pizza

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#TEAMSINGLE

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In reality, you look uglier when you don’t have the right pose.

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Just find a hobby or some shit

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Me when I think about a specific event in which I must answer with either a yes or no in order to advance the specific plot and think of what would happen if I answered with the response which I did not initially give

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Why don’t you just skip it and come back to it later?

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How to fuck with someone

Ask them for money, and when they ask for it back, you pay back in Monopoly money