Awkward confessions... {Sentence Starter}
"Sometimes, if I laugh too hard, I fart."
"I get sad when people don't grab my butt."
"I kiss my ____ poster before bed."
"I had a crush on Gollum when I was little..."
"If something's too hard to do, I say 'screw it' and eat."
"I blew a month's worth of paychecks. On video games."
"I didn't break my arm hiking. I broke it having sex..."
"I lied about having a degree."
"There may be a chance that I have a weird tattoo..."
"Sorry, I just don't like you anymore.
"I actually do that whole 'pretend to open automatic doors with my mind' thing..."
"I think food gets lonely if you don't eat it."
"I give book characters funny voices... even if I'm reading by myself."
"I can't sleep without hugging a teddy bear."
"I have the urge to run naked through town."
"I have arguments with myself... and I lose."
"I sing my favorite songs in funny voices. Just because."
"So, remember when I said I was rich-?"

















