SILK SENSE.

it's right behind me, isn't it?

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chasingjustiice.

so he MAY have accidentally slipped on a puddle of water while he was running, and it MAY have sent him flying straight towards the ground. he’s beauty, he’s grace. when he’s recovered from the initial embarrassment, he pulls himself up and brushes the dirt of his suit, and just as he’s about to continue his run, he spots someone sitting ahead, staring straight at him.

❛ uh, please tell me you didn’t just see what happened.. ❜

     another day, another job well done.  or, semi-well done.  her silk sense still needs some spit and shine.  she’s taking a breather on a rooftop, legs swinging as she idly thinks of where to get takeout from, when a man clad in red does a FACE-PLANT right in front of the building.  that’s gotta hurt.  brow raises when their gazes meet, amusement brewing her chest at his statement.

     ❛  i’d say i didn’t, but that would be a lie.        first time out on the field?? i feel you, buddy.  ❜

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degeneris.

             ❛                   you just swung in here. like he does. that’s… does peter procreate without me? that’s hurtful. i’m heartbroken.  ❜   he isn’t really, but his knack for being OVERDRAMATIC rears its head. he isn’t entirely surprised that there’s yet ANOTHER spider freak swinging around.   ❛  i’m DEADPOOL. i’m here ‘cause peter died and i’m taking over the mantle of SPIDER-MAN. i’m scared of heights, though, so i’ll stick to walking.  ❜

     ❛  do i really look young enough to be his daughter?  ❜  not to mention it would make their past weirder than it already is.  ❛  looks like he didn’t tell you about the whole spider war that went down. you’d be a lot cooler about this then.  ❜  a scoff is emitted at his answer; clearly she doesn’t believe his claim.  ❛  sorry, dude, i’m already NEXT IN LINE to take over if he kicks the bucket. or moves away from new york. whichever comes first.  ❜

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peacemaiden.

     certainly, she does, but given the time of day, there was no reason to be putting on such a public display. it made people wonder. ❛ right. did it not occur to you that there is a police station two blocks down? ❜

     no, it did not occur to her whatsoever. can’t believe she’s being upstaged by a civilian; clearly she has a ways to go before she’s a REAL super hero.  ❛  oh, uh. yup. it totally did. i’m just, tying him up first! before i take him there. it’ll be easier to swing him over.  ❜  you cannot make this stuff up, folks.

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pxtts.

‘ —– oh, that’s J.A.R.V.I.S. he’s tony’s AI and he runs the place. ’ 

     ❛  it’s an AI? seriously? that’s pretty awesome! and there’s no chance of it      uh, him      turning against HUMANITY or something?  ❜  that’s always an issue with AIs. or so she gathers from the movies she’s watched, anyway.

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spellahxolic.

          ❛   you didn’t miss out on much. not to say that i don’t like facebook, it’s just … the internet has a nut job in every corner. no, radioactive magicians are certainly not an issue. but you know, scientists make some pretty WILD things nowadays.   ❜

     ❛  trust me, i missed out on a lot.  ❜  she’s not talking about the internet anymore. but that’s not something she wants to unload on a total stranger, super hero or no.  ❛  a nut job in every corner; so the internet’s like REAL LIFE.       oh, i’ve done my research on that front. sometimes i feel as if i’ve been away for a hundred years; everything’s changed.  ❜

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still in the process of following people back, but go ahead and like this for a starter !!

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     silken strands of web emerge from slender digits upon command. she grabs onto them, tugging as if to test their durability, but she’s done this enough times to know they’ll hold. wide grin is aimed at fellow spider.  ❛  what d’you say to a race?  ❜

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     breaking into the apartment is child’s play; she only needs to swing in through the window. she does just so, only to pause at the sight of someone OTHER than peter parker inside. awkward.  ❛  you’re... not the guy i’m looking for. who are you, and why are you in peter’s apartment?  ❜

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peacemaiden.

     ❛ and what exactly do you think you’re doing up there, miss? ❜ 

     she pauses from webbing up the struggling man at the sudden voice.  ❛  uh, nothing to see here. just super hero business. you know how it is.  ❜

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spellahxolic.

            ❛   you say that as if magic is something new. newsflash —- it’s been around longer then you may think. that’s … i haven’t heard either of those before. sorry to burst your BUBBLE, but the only thing that happened to me that caused my magic was being born.   ❜

     ❛  couple weeks ago, i didn’t even know facebook existed, so magic being real is news to me. good to know we don’t have to worry about radioactive magicians being an issue, at least.  ❜

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     ❛  your boss is really... something. i’m kind of glad i’m not the one who has to interview her.  ❜  a pause, wherein she remembers decorum. she’s on the job, here.  ❛  uh, no offense or anything.  ❜

[jieunnie-deactivated20160625]

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[paraykos]

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[drbonesmccoy]

Okay, I seriously need to work on my quips. Is there a handbook for that?

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@seriadux liked this for a starter !

     ❛  so you’re here on behalf of S.H.I.E.L.D.?      normally i’d say i’m not interested in any job, i kind of already have one, but... i’m willing to cooperate with you guys. on one condition.  ❜

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     ❛  hey, pal, no need to be so jumpy! i come in peace, alright?  ❜

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     ❛  so, this might be a bit random, but... i don’t look anxious to you, do i?  ❜