love? i prefer vodka

there could be a ghost aggressively breakdancing beside you right now and you’d have no idea

[brainscrewz]

g*d gave me two dirty little hands and i will use both of them 2 hold small animals, eat hot chip, and make rude gestures at authority figures

[byeeeeeeejfnfkekflekr-deactivat]

thoughts on boys?

disgusting but irresistible

[birthdaylobotomy]

maybe if we, as a society, spent more time in gardens things wouldn’t be like this

[estradiol]

Due to personal reasons I will be disappearing under mysterious circumstances

[1st-1]

[boringangel]

olivia de recat for the new yorker

[man-thing]

[unmoistened]

i don’t have a nervous system. i am a nervous system

[luvbey]

a cool date would be laying in bed while u show me your favorite songs

[luvbey]

i just want to sit in front of the ocean for a little while

[just-shower-thoughts]

People who like rocks see cool rocks everywhere. People who like birds see interesting birds everywhere. The tree on your yard could be an exceptional specimen. The world around you could be amazing and magical, but you aren’t enough of a nerd to see it.

[hitrecordjoe]

Waking up early: a haiku 

 (psst… you can get this book here)

[scum2000]

nothing turns me on more than someone who sincerely cares about me and who directly communicates their intentions

[minimalyzed]

replacing my heart with another liver so i can drink more and care less

[kjxq]

you know those people that can literally carry on a conversation with anyone are amazing like wow how do you do that

[sweetener]

[photosbygy-deactivated20200605]

fine words from the finest lady