Bratva means brothers/brotherhood, and is a common name for the Russian mafia
This AU was born when I made this silly post. A lot of people liked it and had fun with it, which is really cool!
I now have an ongoing tag for the AU so anyone interested can explore further (or block the tag, I’m not judging if this isn’t your thing)
Aside from the original post, this is not a full fic (…not yet)
The plot
Ilya is the newly minted pakhan, or leader, or a Montreal-based bratva family following the death of his family and execution/exile of his older brother
Shane is an officer with the RCMP, Canada’s national police force. He is assigned to go undercover and infiltrate the Rozanov family, with the goal of gathering key information and hopefully destabilizing the family while it’s already fragile from the sudden leadership shift
Shane ends up falling in love with Ilya and marrying him. Ilya does not know Shane’s true identity during this time
Shane is forcibly extracted after a few years in the family. He “dies” in a car fire, is forced into hiding and assigned a job as a beat cop in a rural town
Four years after his “death,” Ilya finds Shane and brings him back home
What's next?
I may eventually write a full fic with this, but right now it’s just a brain worm and a bit of sandbox fun.
If you have questions or ideas, I welcome any and all in my inbox and DMs to add to this AU
Disclaimers!
I feel like it goes without saying, but this AU is not meant to be a real life reflection of the realities of organized crime or police work. I don’t condone actual violence or crime. Also, more importantly, ACAB.
i just KNOW troy and ilya have the most vile, twitter cancel-able text conversations. they’re hockey players (insults as bonding), queer, had/have terrible fathers, became friends when they were both going through it…
troy texts ‘running late’ and ilya responds with ‘faggot.’ troy hearts the message. they send and make kill yourself jokes. they’re rating their shits. when hr-verse charlie kirk gets shot, troy is sending the video and ilya is hearting it. obviously they’re vetting dick pics but the ranking is incomprehensible. troy is making russia jokes. they’re sending sonic porn. creating convoluted bond-villain style ways to kill people (only like, 75% of the people have actually wronged them)
blah blah blah ilya and shane fucking bare and shane just mumbling "i love you" because he's lost all sense of the english and quebecois dictionary pls walk with me here
Shane and Ilya are fucking - duh - and like Ilya has Shane's legs up around his shoulders and Ilya's in this push up position where he's able to hold Shane's hands and he's just PLOWING into him. And we all know that Shane gets all breathy and his eyes get all fluttery and his cheeks are red because he's panting so hard. And Ilya's fucking him so good, keeps saying like "Love how you feel around me, kotik" "you take it like such a champion" "my good boy" and shane is just doin his lil ah ah ahs because it feels so fucking good and he can't think of any words so he just blurts out "i love you." And he says it in this cute little breathy whisper and when Ilya doesnt respond right away he says it again. Ilya, of course, starts fucking into him harder and he's panting and making that one face where its taking everything in him not to make noise and finally he's like "say it again." So shane complies and is like "fuck, i love you. I love you so much, Ilya." And Ilya who is so greedy to hear those words just says "again" and he's jackrabbiting his hips and he's grasping Shane's hands like he's going to die if he lets go and Shane just has his eyes closed and his head back and his chest heaving and is crying out "i love you. God, i love you, ilya. Fuck fuck fuck im gonna cum, i love you so much." And when he finally cums, of course untouched because Ilya's dick is that magical to him, he's like whining and his head is thrashing around and hes just sayinf "iloveyouiloveyouiloveyou ilya i love you." And Ilya cums maybe harder than he ever has, his face scrunching and he's pulling Shane's hips up and into his soooooo hard and he's pulsing in Shane's hole and he can feel cum leak out with every tiny thrust he manages to force himself to keep going. And Ilya is like "mmmmmShanefuckiloveyou" and shane is all breathy still and this big smile on his face and his eyes are closed and he whispers "say it again" and so ilya does and shane says "say it in russian" and when ilya says "ya tebya lyublyu" he can feel Shane's hole clenching around him like the strongest vice in the world and Shane just lets out a lil "mmmmm" because he's all warm and fuzzy and he just feels so floaty and so good and so in love and he loves that ilya loves him. And this is all to say that theyve been married for like years at this point and this is like a multi weekly occurrence. Its just so sexy to them that they're in love and that they can say it.
God, this scene was insane 🔥🔥🔥. I remember nearly combusting just watching this. Look at their eyes, their expressions, their breathing, their voices, the sexual tension between them 😫😫😫🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻. Connor and Hudson did such an amazing job 👏🏻 👏🏻 👏🏻
once they get back to montreal ilya loves to put shane on his knees and make him cock warm him during meetings. crucially this is Not under the table, they’re all on couches and everyone can see shane.
this gets them both crazy turned on but ilyas always better at acting unaffected. ilyas running important meetings, while shane is completely undone at his feet.
shane’s fully clothed but he has a vibrating plug in, this does make it look like shane’s just that needy for ilyas dick. if ilyas feeling nice he’ll put him in a cock cage, if he’s not shane has to use all his willpower to try and hold on cus ilya told him not to cum. either way shane is crying on it.
ilya backhands him when he starts to make too much noise cus “i’m trying to run a meeting here zaika. they can’t hear me when you’re acting like such a slut”. there’s a water break and that means that shane can cum and be as loud as he wants until it’s over.
this could also play really yummy with overstim. shane’s naked on his knees, dick out, plug in, and ilya has that think cranked all the way up. shane’s cum twice and has started sobbing. when he tries to pull away ilya drapes his legs over shane’s shoulders and puts his hand in his hair to push him back down onto his dick. ilya dismissed everyone after shane’s first orgasm cus only he’s aloud to see shane that undone (shane’s so out of it he doesn’t notice and does in fact think everyone’s still watching).
ilya does get degrading with it. “baby if you hadn’t left me i wouldn’t have to do this to you. you used to do so much for me before. but not telling me what was going on proves that you’re to stupid to do anything but sit on your knees and look pretty. my little toy”. ilya 9/10 times isn’t calling him shane in front of others, he’s calling him zaika or igrushka (toy or plaything).
this all makes everyone think shane’s just someone ilya keeps around to fuck. nobody trusts him after it comes out he was a mole, but they don’t fear or respect him either. he’s just ilyas slut. (many people are judging ilya for this, we could get you a hooker ilya (or you could fuck me if you had to - sasha probably))
then ilya stages his own kidnapping to test shane’s loyalty and shane goes fucking crazy getting ilya back. the few people who survived are scared fucking shitless of him and word spreads (the word about him being ilyas toy has already spread). but the next week he’s back on his knees in front of ilya.
he starts to lead more assignments and it’s understood that ilya trusts shane implicitly. both the stories of shane on his knees and shane eviscerating everyone to get to ilya have spread and many people don’t believe it’s the same person. this does mean that nobody can look him in the eyes. it might be they’re too embarrassed or they’re scared shitless. either way this is great for shane’s autistic ass. no eye contact yappie!!
sometimes for special occasions when ilyas meeting with rival gangs he’ll dress shane up all sharp and pretty in an immaculately tailored suit with his vintage rolex, and put him on his knees in front of them all. he’s plugged and caged (not vibrating) and he’s so docile and sweet at ilyas feet. this is 1) because the possessiveness of ilya picking out his outfit and having everyone see shane like this gets them both hard and 2) a calculated effort to have people see shane only as slut so they underestimate him (everyone thinking this also gets them hard).
shane’ll go and communicate with rival gangs that know him only as ilyas toy and he’s getting crazy intel cus nobody takes him seriously, they don’t know he’s ilyas right hand man. the one and only time someone tried to short change shane during a handoff shane shoots them. he let them live but when ilya finds out they not only tried to short change him they tried to hurt him too? ya the guy wishes shane had killed him.
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when I tell you that I read this ask two days ago while sprawled in my college best friend's bed, half dead from new york city heat stroke, and it felt like I had recieved manna in the desert
this is so fucking hot and I love all the detail in this; Ilya calling him igrushka (holy shit), teasing Shane that this is his fault for not being honest, everyone knowing Shane has both Ilya's slut and also the man who razed through half a dozen people to rescue Ilya when he thought he was in danger. Ilya would overcome his jealous streak to test Shane, see if he'll break at being exposed and humilated in front of everyone, but he takes on the challenge so well, like everything else laid before him, and now oops it's A Thing for both of them.
shane hollander is a jock, a dude, a 200 pounds man, a captain, he's been giving interviews and speeches before he could even walk, he plays in front of thousands and thousands of people and loud af crowds, he's a performer, he's constantly in front of cameras, he's been under scrutiny his whole life, he's an athlete, he breathes-eats-sleeps-shits sport, he swears, he's masculine, his hockey gear is probably putrid, he's a certified mcgymbro™, he only wears athletic stuff, he models, he does commercials, his main personality trait is hockey, he's kissed and hugged by his sweaty teammates in the locker room, he's ripped, he's an asshole, he's sarcastic, he's a bitch, he uses "fuck" every three words, he hires a stylish and a designer because his taste is bro. and he is all that while being neurodivergent too.
shane grabbing ilya's ass while he's fucking him and brushing a finger over his hole and ilya's hips stutter and shane just glares at him and "keep it together rozanov"
You know, sometimes I see a shot of the cottage or Ilya's Boston pad or Shane's Montreal apartment and I'm like... you little freaks. You absolutely cannot afford to be caught ever, but also look at your giant voyeur windows. The idea of someone maybe watching is so fucking hot to you, huh? Best case scenario is that the two of you never get caught. Second-best case scenario is that you get caught getting having the kind of crazy freak sex most people can only dream of. If the world has to find out about you, you two also want them to have the evidence of their own eyes that you're each the luckiest motherfucker on the planet.
Oh I think they fuck right in front of those windows frequently and enthusiastically and they know realistically there’s not a chance that they’re seen but they keep taunting each other (erotically) that there’s someone watching and oh you like that don’t you showing off how you take it showing off that you’re mine only mine only mine
No other surface in those places gets cleaned as often as those windows
"Time to give the people what they want, Lyubimyy. Show them how pretty you are when you lose that control you are so famous for. Show them all what a beautiful slut you are for me."
Shane has never obeyed a command faster in his life.
ok so the poll was v informative and i will def also be writing something for coach ilya at a later date (probably a lil Darker of a concept yk) but i've gone with captain for this one!!!
warnings: roleplay, hole inspection, dubcon, praise kink, power imbalance, virgin!shane, captain!ilya, facial
as usual i love thinking about shane inventing scenarios and kink out of his own beautiful mind....i think ilya brings up roleplaying at some point in their relationship but shane is a little self conscious about it and doesn't consider himself to be a very good actor so he's kind of wary about trying. and ilya reassures him that he doesn't NEED to be a good actor, that they can just have fun and play around and they don't need to take it super seriously, but shane's still hesitant so ofc ilya's not gonna pressure him or anything. they end up tabling it for a later time.
but when they're married they start trying it here and there because shane's much more confident now, plus he's lost that fear of being vulnerable in front of ilya. so they start acting out little scenarios, simple stuff.
and shane discovers that he loves it.
he loves pretending to be someone else. he figures he accidentally did spend a lot of his life "acting" like someone he wasn't, plus he tends to mask a lot unknowingly so the roleplaying thing actually isn't as difficult as he thought. so once he knows he likes it, and is also good at it, it's something they do quite a lot.
one of shane's favorite scenarios they roleplay is that he's a virgin rookie and ilya is his captain. and the whole concept stems from shane's objectification kink ((that he lowkey thinks he invented.))
"i just want you to like....play with me," he tells ilya when they first discuss the new idea, "like....touch my body and talk to me like you're.....i don't know....like you're inspecting it or something and maybe...maybe you're my captain. is that weird?"
ilya has a hard-on the whole conversation. needless to say, he does not find it weird.
so that's how they end up on their bed, ilya fully clothed, shane totally naked. shane's upper torso is flat on the bed while his ass is tilted up, his knees settled comfortably on either side of ilya's thighs.
and ilya is squeezing his ass, thumbs rotating firmly into shane's cheeks, getting closer and closer to where shane wants them most. but he doesn't say anything, doesn't ask for ilya to touch him there, because that's not what they're doing.
"is this..." shane trails off, adam's apple bobbing as he swallows. his voice is shaky; he knows ilya will be impressed by the commitment, "is this normal? does everyone on the team do this?"
ilya squeezes him again, massaging soothingly, "da. every rookie gets their turn. weekly inspections for the first month, is just tradition."
"and um...why exactly?" shane wriggles a little in ilya's lap, his hard cock trapped between them, "you haven't explained."
"is just tradition, hollander," ilya says, and he thumbs shane's cheeks apart to expose his pretty hole, "oh, look at this."
shane shivers and shifts a little uncomfortably, already turned on beyond belief. ilya holds him open and he can almost feel his eyes on him, the watchful way he observes shane's hole. his virgin hole, as they'd decided before starting.
"your hole is so tiny, hollander," ilya murmurs, spreading him further, "is very cute."
shane doesn't speak, keeps his head down. any other circumstance and he'd make some kind of comeback, but he's playing the virgin right now. he's meant to be shy, unsure, a little scared.
"say thank you," ilya tells him, voice soft but firm, "you say thank you to your captain when he compliments your hole."
"th-thank you, captain," shane says quietly, and tries not to moan when ilya's thumbs begin to stroke along the sides of his opening.
"good boy. and you've never had anything inside this hole?" ilya continues, "your fingers, a cock?"
"nothing," shane confirms.
"i believe it," ilya murmurs, still stroking juuuust outside where shane so badly wants him to touch, "this hole is so little....a cock would not fit in here right now, would it?"
at the words, ilya removes his thumbs and suddenly replaces them with the tip of his index finger. it prods gently at shane's opening, rubbing slowly. shane swallows, breathes through his nose so he won't make a sound.
"would it, hollander?"
"no," shane practically whispers, "a cock wouldn't fit in there, captain."
"right now," ilya corrects, and shane shivers.
"right now."
ilya doesn't say anything else, just continues to rub shane's pucker and hold him wide open. it's so degrading, humiliating, the feeling of being looked at like this, poked and prodded, almost like he's not a person, just an object for ilya to ogle. shane can feel his cock leaking onto the cotton of ilya's shirt.
"can you clench it for me, hollander?" ilya asks absentmindedly, "open and close it for me?"
"wh-why?"
he feels ilya shrug, "is inspection. just want to see if you can do it."
"but what's....what's the..." shane pretends like he can't word it, brow furrowing in faux frustration, "why are we doing this?"
"no more questions," ilya's voice is much more firm and serious this time, clearly irritated, "clench and unclench your tiny hole for your captain."
shane takes a deep breath and does as he's told, trying not to whimper as he clenches and unclenches, tightens and loosens. he feels the warm pad of ilya's thumb press featherlight against his hole, and he keeps opening and closing himself against it, cock throbbing.
"good boy," ilya says earnestly, "look at you...winking at me, ah?" he chuckles, pushing the pad of his thumb a little harder against where shane is moving, "that's it....good boy..."
they do that for a few minutes, shane tightening himself repeatedly while ilya coos soft little praises. eventually, the tip of his thumb ever so carefully breaches shane's opening, just the tiniest bit of pressure. shane freezes, movements faltering.
"don't worry, will be no more than this," ilya reassures him gently, "this little hole needs to be so wet and open before i fuck it."
"f-fuck it?"
the tip of ilya's thumb pushes inside the tiniest bit more, barely a stretch, barely anything really. but it makes shane's eyes roll back, a guttural moan falling past his lips.
"say thank you," ilya tells him softly, ignoring the question.
"thank you," shane whimpers, eyes closing, ilya's thumb breaching him so slowly.
"say 'thank you captain rozanov for putting your thumb in my asshole.'"
"thank you captain rozanov," shane breathes out, fingers digging into the duvet, "f-for putting your thumb in my asshole."
"good boy," ilya repeats, holding his thumb still and basking in the way shane's hole pulses around the intrusion, almost like he's trying to suck it in. but both of them know there's not enough lubrication, not right now, anyway.
after a moment, ilya slowly pulls his thumb out, stroking it over shane's pucker once again before bringing his other thumb down to gape shane's hole open as best he can. shane whimpers again, shivering as he's held so wide and so open, feeling ilya's eyes peering inside.
"you know, this goes so deep," ilya tells him, pulling him wider, "you would not believe how much cock can fit in there."
shane whimpers, a pathetic little sound.
"you will feel it in your stomach, i think," ilya continues, like what he's saying is a perfectly normal thing for a captain to say to a rookie, "i have a very big cock, hollander. you've seen it, yes? in the showers?"
"yes," it's barely a whisper, "i've seen your cock, captain."
"that will fit aaaallll the way in here," ilya tells him, and shane can hear a smile in his voice, "it will go so deep. you will be so full, hollander. you will like it, yes?"
"yes," shane repeats.
"yes, what?"
"yes, captain."
ilya gapes him a little bit more, holding shane's hole as wide as it will allow. "yes....so much cock will fit in here," he murmurs, "i will show you, before the month is over."
"because you're...you're gonna..." shane is practically seeing stars at this point, getting hornier by the second, "you're gonna..."
"i am going to fuck it, yes," ilya states, like it's no big deal, "until it is not a tiny hole anymore, you understand?."
shane doesn't say anything, trying as hard as he can not to come untouched.
"tell me you understand, hollander. what is your captain going to do to this hole?"
"f-fuck it," shane groans, shoving his face into the blankets, "you're gonna fuck it."
"because is mine, yes?" ilya's thumbs retreat and he goes back to squeezing shane's ass cheeks, rotating them in his palms, "yes?"
"yes."
"my hole? or hollander's hole?"
"your hole," shane whispers, "captain."
and then suddenly he's being gently rolled onto his side, off of ilya's lap. he looks blearily up from the duvet to watch ilya get off the bed, thick cock tenting his sweatpants.
"open your mouth."
shane scrambles up on the bed, eyes lidded and heavy, cock bobbing and leaking. his jaw drops, tongue lolling as ilya yanks out his cock and jerks it a few times, brow furrowed.
"fuck, shane," ilya groans, and they both know the spell is broken, the scene is over, and shane closes his eyes and lets his husband paint his face and tongue white.
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