fleabag voice This Is A Love Story

Anna/32 big fan of the canadian government funded hockey yaoi

[assignedilyaoftheday]

your assigned ilya of the day is grumpy as hell, what do you think would cheer him up?

[vesnuszki]

[bottomeyes]

ilya voice i'm cumming from the frottage

[darlingofdots]

I really need people to realise that Ilya is functionally fluent in English even that first time in Regina. "You will not be so nice when we beat you" is a complex sentence construction! It's got a future tense and a conditional clause in it! He keeps making a couple of common-for-Russians grammar mistakes (mostly dropping words to reflect Russian sentence structure) and he has gaps in his vocabulary and listening comprehension is famously difficult, but his English is so fucking good. And you can just copy the way he talks in the show or the books! It's very consistent! Russian is way more complex than English and he definitely got some formal instruction before he went to Boston! I don't understand why he ends up talking like he's never heard of auxiliary verbs or pronoun declension before in fic when canon is so clear about his language skills

[vesnuszki]

i see we are recentering frotting today. very good.

[dragon-in-a-fez]

OHHHHH the phrase "go off half-cocked" refers to a gun that fires before the firing pin is fully in position. that makes sense I thought it was like. a different thing

[questions-about-blorbos]

Reblog if it’s okay for people to inbox you questions, headcanon, theories, anything about your Blorbo

[shanesbian]

in s2 im hoping to see ilya driving really fast in his faggiest sports car

[urie]

dick so good you start plotting and scheming

[urie]

[mina-logan]

“Scott Hunter is right next door 😡”

10 seconds later:

[themoonandmyman]

re-centre Shane rimming Ilya right now please. refocus on Ilya getting so lost in Shane’s long, thick tongue inside him he can’t help but buck his hips and fuck Shane’s face and white-knuckle-grip the sheets and whimper a little. yay <3

[russianblush]

this feels like emotional torture

[sinmonger]

Connor Storrie | Cultured Magazine

[vesnuszki]

when you get this, please respond with five things that make you happy! then, send to ten people (anonymously or not). you never know who might benefit from spreading positivity 🧡

1. Lifting at the gym, seeing progress, sprinting, just being a gym rat in general 💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻

2. People creating things out of their beautiful minds and showing them to me

3. Good food, good wine im a wine freak tbh I love wine. I don’t drink much anymore but still

4. Finding one of a kind experiences when I travel, taking a good picture of a good view.

5. Human interaction recently which is ooc for me since im usually pretty antisocial but alas maybe im aging…….

Thank you for sending this to me btw 💚

[vesnuszki]

god you people talking about interview with the vampire…… posting gifs and shit… that shit is calling me… beckoning me… i know it will be My Thing

[iwrotemrtambourineman]

things ilya is always thinking about at least a little bit

Getting shane to do drugs in the bathroom with him

How to use the current situation to commit metaphorical suicide

His mom

How much he fucking hates losing at hockey like genuinely hates it and it makes him feel sick every time he sees everyone treat him like the laughing stock he knows he is because even though he was the second best in the league and the best captain (key word was) he can’t lead the centaurs to victory it kills him a little more and theres a part of him that wishes his dad was still alive so he could get a phone call after every loss to validate how terrible he is

Shane bouncing on it

[iwrotemrtambourineman]

things shane is always thinking about at least a little bit

Getting ilya to quit smoking

Which drills the metros third line needs to do to at least not embarrass him

His diet

They know oh my god they can tell everyone can tell it was a fools errand to even pretend that they couldn’t tell they can all tell and everyone is laughing behind his back because they thing he doesn’t know that they all know because he cant let them know he knows but oh my god they all know

Bouncing on it

[ottawacentaurshq]

heated rivalry gif meme

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[yms1]

i open and close tumblr like it's a fridge