Sand you sand you

I'm the Laciffo Natas of Silly Little Arson Frog 🤍

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I AM frog

I AM sandifyer

I AM big

Okay hi

Um

No thought for intro post

Just bored

And thought this would be a good idea for some reason

Natas did it why can't I

Okay let's @ some officials below the cut

@silly-little-arson-frog-offical @laciffo-natas @gaslight-offical @man-offical @no-one-offical @buff-no-one

Yeah okay that's all I can think of

@queer-offical @homosexuality-offical @paranoia-offical @someone-official @homophobia-official @monosodium-glutamate-official

I thought of more

@definitely-not-ao3-offical @spotify-official @satan-offical

Guys idk if Satan would dare pay attention to me

But

I shalt grovel

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hmmm you seem familiar

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Whys that

I wonder why

Hmm

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my hurt

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all my posts that blow up are about being gay

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Have you considered that the reason for this is that you're on tumblr

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sok would like to eat sand! would you like to be moots with sok?

-@sok-offical

Have some sand!

also I've been following you for a while but this is a secondary blog 😭

So like we're technically moots but like

And my primary is a secret 🙃

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pastors be like "may your bowels be full of charity"

Sir my bowels are full of shit, not charity, maybe you ought to get that checked out 😭😭😭

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oh my gawdddddddddd

*slurps my juice box loudly*

Kids these days...

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I like beans but I don't like them plain/unseasoned okay it's gross

C'mon man at least some cheap ahhh taco seasoning man

Not just plain ahhh beans

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my tummy hort again

Make it stop

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i will be eating buffalo chicken tenders for breakfast

[herobrine-offical]

Do you like buffalo chicken tenders?

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yeeeeeeeeee

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i will be eating buffalo chicken tenders for breakfast

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I think it's kinda weird when grandparents insist on hugging you

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eat sand bitch

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and what if i dont?? >:3

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imagine hating me when I'm literally sanda clause

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wow misgendering my dog tisk tisk

But she'd probably eat the sand (she also ate a fly about 20 minutes ago)

my bad bro 🙏🙏🙏🙏

Also that is very dog of her

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eat sand bitch

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gang my dog has eaten

1ish square foot of drywall

7 feet of sugarcane

A pair of shoes

The basement carpet

6 different rubber mats

have you tried feeding him sand }⁠:⁠‑⁠)

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Its ok twin my dog ate a wall too 😔

okay but there was an opened can of chicken sitting out in the open and he chose the wall instead