Transmascdumbass

transphobes DNI he/him 20

[sillyguy2275]

most dan expression and most phil expression

[sillyguy2275]

so i dont have a regular refrigerator i have 2 mini fridges but i recently invested into a 300 dollar chest freezer and its so exciting

im gonna spend the next few days cubing blanching drying and batchfreezing carrots and beets

[sillyguy2275]

do y'all ever just remember things... for example I was just procrastinating and thinking about sitting in the office in elementary school with a nosebleed when a kid walked in and said "um someone wrote the f word in poop in the boys bathroom"

[sillyguy2275]

lately ive been calling zuchini zucknee like rymes with akni

[sillyguy2275]

Started MANstruating today and it's so frustrating but on the plus side I'm the employee of the month

[sillyguy2275]

you've heard of tumblr fake stories, get ready for yelp...haterver the fuck this is

[sillyguy2275]

i thought i could skip suppr but now its midnight and im making onigiri because im starving

[sillyguy2275]

I love my new job it's so stable and even though it's minimum wage I make commission on top

My other job I make just commission which is great sometimes but shit the rest of the time

[chillyfeetsteak]

don't like auto-flush toilets. like excuse me I'll tell you when to swallow

[sillyguy2275]

On a similar note who the fuck gave my butthole permission to poo more right after I wipe?

[sillyguy2275]

being in a medium distance relationship sucks 90% of the time we spend together is on the phone and when I do get to cuddle her she farts in my lap

[sillyguy2275]

my idea of a birthday week is changing my age in all my bios so I don't forget to do it after my birthday, anywhoo if you wanna send me birthday wishes I'll be 20 next monday

[sillyguy2275]

In todays sustainability tumble ...

Idk about y'all but I can never keep a white shirt white, I also hate keeping a tissue in my pocket for when my nose runs cause they always disintegrate. My solution to both those problems was to cut up an old shirt that was far too stained to wear anymore and I now have a nice pile of handkerchiefs. If you think it's gross to reuse the same fabric for an entire daysworth of boogers, may I introduce you to ... BLEACH. Normally, I would reuse a tissue and then throw it away, now I can chuck my hankies in the laundry. If you prefer to use a different tissue every few minutes when you have a cold then good for you but I tend to reuse my tissues till they melt, so a handkerchief works great for me.

[sillyguy2275]

the sims 4 brings me so much comfort

[sillyguy2275]

my girlfriends beige flag is that she thought vampires came from Pennsylvania

[mel-grace98]

Been almost 6 months without a cigarette 🚬🚭👎

[sillyguy2275]

proud of you

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[sillyguy2275]

i already can't sleep and my neighbours decide to throw a party