Bee

[boredpanda]

15+ Un-Bear-Ably Cute Momma Bears Teaching Their Teddy Bears How To Bear

[stayshreddedmyfriends]

Momma Bear

[jigglypuffsvevo]

its 2016 why isnt nintendogs an app yet

[troyetroyetroye]

I have never related to any more in my life

[heartbeatsandpeonies]

never hit reblog so fast in my life

[derpiana]

[listenuppnow]

[hoemami-deactivated20171229]

[whatt-the-fucking-fuck]

knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit

wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad 

[matyldakwiatek-deactivated20190]

That was deep

[official-nasa]

philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie

[jescachero]

That was deeper.

[princess-of-lore]

common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty

[penicillium-pusher]

Less dick pics, more dik diks

[cctinsleybaxter]

this picture doesn’t showcase their size well enough, so here’s this

[egberts]

*goes to bed at 11pm and doesnt fall asleep til 4am*

[fymodernfamily]

[pawkitj]

best modern family scene ever

[rachel--duncan-deactivated20150]

It’s like one of those tumblr posts that just can’t catch a break

[kant-deactivated20190908]

[the-man-who-sold-za-warudo]

This man sacrificed himself for that muthafuckn like button

[lovefortv]

[serria-thorne-blog]

True sibling protection

[unclefather]

i just heard my mom say “there’s no reason to act like a dick” and there’s no one else downstairs so i know she’s talking to one of our cats

[chrrycola]

[21p]

(x)

[averagefairy]

do yall have those successful friends that always say shit like “my hair is messier than my life!!” like christina we all know damn well both your hair and life are perfect quit lying. i think its time for people to stop appropriating Messy Bitch culture and leave the self deprecating humor to those of us that are actually A Mess

[scoobydoomistakes]

How it Probably Happened

Bob the animator: “Ok, so, there’s gonna be a broken piece of a sign that says ‘KL’ on it. Can you draw that?”

Frank the animator: “Yeah, sure, how’s this look?”

Bob the animator: “Well, if it was ACTUALLY a broken piece of a sign that says ‘Klondike,’ it wouldn’t have a big gap after the letters, but whatever. We can fix it in the closeup.”

Frank the animator: “Uh… ok. Shouldn’t I change it in the first shot?”

Bob the animator: “Nah, leave it, but give the new one some wood texture, and make it smaller… oh, and change the lengths of the spikes. The kids won’t notice.”

Frank the animator: “More like this?”

Bob the animator: “Yeah, yeah! And for the final scene, make it REALLY big, and remove the texture, and… heck, make it two spikes instead of three. Two is better.”

Frank the animator: “Alright, it’s done. Are you sure no one will ever notice all these haphazard, illogical changes?”

Bob the animator: “Yeah! I mean, what, do you think someone’s gonna take photos and put them on a blog with 3,500 followers some day? That would be ridiculous.”

[stitchkingdom]

and they would’ve gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling tumblr kids