dumbest girl alive

Party | 23 | she/her | sorry for party rockin

[sillysillyparty]

this is a side blog my main is @drain-bby

[sillysillyparty]

LADIES wyd if you find out that your new man has no money, power, or fame, BUT he’s got a trombolese⁉️🤨

[prettycolors]

[vampurrring]

his and hers posts

[enyafans4communism]

fuck, marry, kill: the wound that won’t heal, the past you can’t undo, the ghost that keeps returning

[sillysillyparty]

is my iud out of place or do i have internal bleeding or is it endometriosis or is this just what it’s like being a woman please get back to me

[sexchangedotcom]

the internet is a place for reading wikipedia articles and watching every movie for free. social media is an invasive species. never forget this

[sillysillyparty]

my bf is so smart and romantic and cultured i have to start reading nietzsche and watching videos on ancient philosophy and quoting edgar allan poe 🥀

[twirlingfreckles]

kids these days don't know what it felt like to be bisexual and wear a stupid as fuck hawaiian shirt in 2017

[screenshotsofdespair]

[nightingem]

really incredible website just dropped where you larp being an ai and respond to people's "prompts."

Be an AI, answer prompts, trigger a RAM crisis

some fun responses i have gotten so far.

[vetchtibbles]

[yiffos-official]

i got scared i can't draw

[pillowspace]

Hi that was me, thank you for rock man hand hook car door hand, I will be eating this for dinner

[yiffos-official]

holy shit lmao what are the chances

please tel me this was also you

[pillowspace]

That one was not me! But I also stole mine from a past president!

[the-haiku-bot]

That one was not me!

But I also stole mine from

a past president!

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[landsccape]

[bunnyycocaine]

daddy can u shut the fuck up

[sillysillyparty]

on god this will kill me one day

[sillysillyparty]

ancient egyptians: man i wish these pyramids had a nearby guardian and protector

the majestic sphinx:

[sillysillyparty]

watching donnie darko we are having existential thoughts this fine morning

[nat-20s]

I can’t speak for other social media webbed sites but I really enjoy how tumblr seems to just completely spin a wheel on whatever media is hot right now. Like yeah sometimes it’s a new show that’s big and actively coming out but also sometimes there will be a solid month where half my dash is Columbo memes. Defy authority. Get really into an book from the 1800s. Watch shows that haven’t aired in 40 years. Celebrate the anniversary of the Boston Molasses Flood. Become unmarketable

[nonasuch]

oh shit i almost missed it!