What even is this.

I don't even know anymore.

[xanaxfarts]

Assorted close-up photos of fish eyes

[succumbing-song]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

[xanaxfarts]

Assortment of bee's getting confused by door cams and attempting to pollenate them

[k1ntsug1-r0b0t-g1rl]

I'm not mourning my teenage years because i falsely believe all girls have a magical adolescence I'm fucking mourning it because i didn't get to be a real person. I'm really fucking glad you can talk about how being a teenager wasn't perfect, i didn't exist.

[marinolta]

fish i saw today

[gremlininho]

looking. at you

[jauniegal]

I love wikihow so much

[whompthatsucker1981]

hi we are really small fish we are swim in a single file

[t00thpasteface]

sorry to everyone out there who thinks they have the funniest tshirt but i think i can confidently say i just saw the actual funniest tshirt just now. i passed by a beautiful black woman with long multicolor braids blowing majestically in the beach breeze & she was wearing an oversized tshirt that said in gigantic letters "WHITE BOY OF THE YEAR"

[delinquentbookworm]

one time I went over to a friend's house and their housemate was making paper in the living room, and we saw this big tub full of water they were using to dissolve old scrap paper into a slurry, and everyone was immediately like "oh, you need scrap paper?" and started turning out their jacket pockets and producing expired coupons and bus tickets and crumpled receipts and old shopping lists and whatever else they'd been carrying round with them for no good reason, and passing it all to the paper-making housemate to make sure it was suitable before it got torn up and dropped into the tub, while people took turns stirring the slurry with a big wooden stick. it was strangely ritualistic, like presenting an offering to some kind of temple elder for inspection before placing it in a watery shrine to be devoured and reformed. pulp for the pulp god.

[bethanythebogwitch]

Juvenile gar from work. Probably a shortnose, but it's hard to tell when they're that small. Released

[plaguedocboi]

Aheem heem

[zombiezombie7]

you got so mad that I shattered your worldview with my cock and didn't kill myself like you wanted even after stunting my growth you've resorted to forging screenshots to satisfy your fetish.

[plaguedocboi]

The fish did??

[letmebegaytodd]

minotaur boyfriend pov

[samuraseiichi]

woke up with a shit ass back today

[pawzery]

How to catch a lion

my wrist is cracking up from how much writing I’m doing rn 😬😬

From a fic that got every myph enjoyer on twt crazy

[sparrowlucero]

A couple more driftwolves (available on my kofi as adoptables!)

[dawnurora]