handsome clever and rich

he/him ♡ sillywives on ao3 ♡ #1 dracos fat wet pussy stan

[zygon-commander]

employment cannot rob my fertile mind of its vivid yaoi scenarios

[orpheuslament]

friendships end. relationships end. fictional man whos doing even worse than you is forever

[peachydreamxx]

Take the Lead

39k | Explicit | Draco/Harry | @hd-wireless

"You're not a star. You're a pity signing. And being fast or skilled means nothing if you're not taking your health seriously. Of course, you only care about being superficial, looking good for the paps. You don’t care how ugly you are inside.”

Draco steps in close, voice low and shaking. “Call me ugly one more time.”

Potter doesn’t flinch. Just tilts his head and says, with maddening relish, “Ugly. Little. Brat.”

Summary:

When an unfortunate health-related mishap occurs in the middle of the pre-season game, professional Quidditch Chaser Potter is left benched before the season has even started.

But it's not all doom and gloom. He's tasked with mentoring the team's last-minute replacement - Draco Malfoy.

Tags:

Post-War, Professional Quidditch Player Harry Potter, Professional Quidditch Player Draco Malfoy, Quidditch Rivals, Enemies to Lovers, Idiots to Idiots, Forced Proximity, Harry Potter Epilogue What Epilogue | EWE, Feelings Realization, Falling In Love, Blow Jobs, Anal Sex, Rimming, Health Issues, Vomiting, Drinking, Medical Conditions, Getting Together, Blood, Mildly Dubious Consent

thank you so much to @sillywives @hoko-onchi-writes @uncannycerulean @wolfpadx @skeptiquewrites for your support and cheers!

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[sillywives]

I’m really enjoying your knock Draco up series

thank youuuu i am too!! i was seriously blown away by the submissions we got <3333

i have to credit veradubhghoill though. he had the idea of a pregnant draco fest ages ago and he's been helping me with it behind the scenes the whole way. it's his brain baby, i just carried it to term <3

[sillywives]

a Knock Draco Up fic by @hoko-onchi-writes

read The Doctor is In on ao3 <3

[mimi-samekun]

☀️🌱

[beloved-child-of-the-house]

Like. I see what you’re saying, but with respect you’re wrong. Draco hates physical violence. When Draco gets in physical fights, he invariably gets his ass kicked. I don’t think he could even throw a punch hard enough to give someone a bloody nose.

the nasty little freak you’re thinking of who yearns for the blood of his enemies (sexual) and is surprisingly adept in a brawl is one HJ Potter.

[sillywives]

a Knock Draco Up fic by @chiquita-3

read Hot Like July on ao3 <3

[22psyduck]

stuff like this is awesome! it’s a great way to help a charity and let people know your tattoo shop is trans friendly! and a fuck you to jk rowling of course.

[grendelsmilf]

I think the hot new trends for this summer should be reading comprehension and critical thinking skills

[sillywives]

sorry i keep forgetting alt text in the KDU graphics!!!! it's fixed now <333

[sillywives]

a Knock Draco Up fic by @the-forbidden-forest

read Something Animal on ao3 <3

[largishcat]

i actually get a bit annoyed with people who get a bit annoyed when people say “sorry” in response to their bad news. “why are you apologizing you didn’t do anything :/” like okay well a) you don’t know that and actually yes i am the secret architect of all your woes and have been this whole time, way to refuse to acknowledge a woman (gender neutral)’s accomplishments. and b) we’re both fluent english speakers so you know perfectly well that “sorry” isn’t always an apology and is very commonly used as an expression of general regret or sympathy. not in this case, because i have been your secret nemesis for years, meticulously plotting your every misery, but, like, in general

[sillywives]

a Knock Draco Up fic by @schmem14

read Three Men and a Baby on ao3 <3

[andreauxminyard]

when there's a popular fanon consensus on who tops and who bottoms, and someone goes against that consensus, I can always tell when they're doing it for the love of the game (that specific top/bottom gets them horny) or when they're doing it to be annoying (they will inevitably post that no gay man is truly a top or a bottom and they all switch).

[woundworship]

you can always write disgusting pornography btw. if you forgot

[sillywives]

a Knock Draco Up fic by @smugrobotics

read Lightning in a Bottle on ao3 <3