wtcddy:
“ I AM ? ” despite his questioning, he’s already sinking into the chair opposite cleo. he flicks the dining room window open on the way down and just as quickly lights up the cigarette perched between his teeth. “ what a fuckin’ honor this is. how am i ever going to repay you ? you can have my first born. no, wait—second born, unless the first one is a girl. if they’re both girls, they’re all yours. ”
cleo should have known that teddy would sit before he even does, she rubs at her temples with her thumbs. “ oh yeah, you just sound ecstatic.” it’s sarcasm dripping from lips, that earns a laugh from her lips. “ whatever you say, i don’t know that a chair earns me two kids though. but thanks ? i think ? “













