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there are people I used to speak to all the time and haven’t in years and idk I’m a lazy boy and don’t make an effort but someday I will

u know them times when ur p. sad but the people who made you sad are on twitter or whatever so you find a social outlet you dont use and post on it because somehow that’ll make u feel better

hmmmmmm

#yes

“I’m not going to die am I? I mean, right now?”

NO. BUT YOU WERE TOLD YOU WOULD BE WALKING WITH DEATH EVERY DAY.

“Oh yes. Corporal Scallot told me that.”

HE IS AN OLD FRIEND. YOU MIGHT SAY HE IS ON THE INSTALLMENT PLAN.

“Do you mind walking a bit more... invisibly?”

OF COURSE. HOW’S THIS?

“And quietly, too?”

There was silence, which was presumably the answer.

“And polish yourself up a bit,” said Polly to the empty air. “And that robe needs a wash.”

There was no reply but she felt better for having said it.

#discworld #terry pratchett #monstrous regiment #this feels like a commentary on terry's life #and is probably my favourite death quote #terry literally tells death to bugger off and polish himself up for when he's ready

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" Twitch Plays Minecraft “

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when ur crush asks u who ur crush is

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Those were the days: The Office (2005-2013)

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Whenever I’m sad, I’ll just look at this and smile :)

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you can take one man’s trash to another man’s treasure but you can’t make it drink

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Fun fact: the blending of idioms or cliches is called a malaphor.

My personal favorite is “We’ll burn that bridge when we get to it.”

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I looked it up b/c that was a very familiar idiom and how could it be wrong but then

yeah wow that’s spot on perfect

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I have watched 2:40 hours of pingu so far.

I am creating a compilation of every NOOT NOOT in the entire series.

I am destroying myself.

This is it so far.

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Oh my god who dosen’t want this on their blog?

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A truly Oscar winning performance.

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#you just know later on #rose bought up the fact that #ten #was quoting #mary poppins #and he tugged his ear #and tried to deny it #but admitted he had a soft spot #for the movie #and julie andrews #and it had nothing to do with the fact that #one of his earlier regenerations #may have been behind the fact #mary poppins had a bigger on the inside bag #rose just giggles at him and drags him off to watch it with her this time (via fogsblue)