konichiwa, todd howard desu

wuh??? Huh??? icon by astrovagrant.

[oneheadtoanother]

[wyrmicelli]

me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

[dykeferatu]

i’m not even that much of a pervert i can just find the eroticism in anything. doesn’t get me bricked up necessarily i just like to appreciate it.

[byjove]

[dykemithrun]

[magvelspires]

the file name of this is just "doomed" fe scuffle attack :)

[3liza]

tumblr support just sent me a message informing me they reviewed this post^^^ and determined it did not violate their community guidelines so they didn't do anything except apply a mature content label. but i never reported this post. why would i report this post. why would they put a mature content label on it

[mochlus]

Disney is doing crazy things in the japanese mobile game sphere rn

[mochlus]

you may be familiar with disney twisted wonderland, the gacha game in which various disney villains are used as direct inspiration for handsome anime boys. well that game was so successful that disney is trying to do it again but this time they're just animeboyifying whatever

here's mickey, goofy, donald, and chip & dale. yeah they turned mickey & friends into anime boys. they're an idol unit or something. they're technically not anime boy versions of the source characters, they have different names. mickey's guy is "Neo Michel". not michael, michel, like he's french. chip & dale are "Ruska Moncrief" and "Ranka Monk", they have different last names, they're not brothers anymore so that they can be yaoibait instead, anyways this post isn't actually about these guys I'm just setting the stage for the actual humanizations I wanted to show you

They also did monsters inc. And. Well it's obvious from the designs who mike and sully are. but you will also notice. the blonde one on the left. with glasses. monsters inc is kind of famously about just the two guys so they didn't really have a lot of other non-villain characters to take anime boys inspiration from, I guess, so, well,

Yeah it's her. they made an anime boy version of the mean receptionist slug. her name is roz btw, as all of boygachagame twitter has become extremely aware of in the past 3 days as we speculated prior to the release of the full image who tf the third guy was. the anime boy's name is "noah slugger". at this point no parody of the types of things gacha games will make gijinkas of will ever be able to live up to what disney is officially spending their own real money on designing

[hollanderthoughts]

Wait…. 😳 there’s a way out?

[hollanderthoughts]

Fuuuuuuck me. It’s through? And that’s the only way? Fuuuuuuuck dude

[innerchildabortionclinic]

"why do you still bring up charlie kirk" because it's funny. his death is genuinely a running joke to me. you could say it's the greatest contribution he has made to society

[transfemininomenon]

the phrase really should be "eat your cake and have it too" im with the unabomber on this one

[wormsdyke]

it would be so nice if you were allowed to start working on projects before you hit the 12 hour until deadline mark but sadly it’s not possible with our current technology. scientists are hard at work but for now this is one of the limitations we must face as a people

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

Stuck in a historical war

You are stuck as a soldier in this historical war

(this is a magical universe where people who wouldn't usually be able to fight would. so you can all suffer.)

How are you doing?

good somehow

I might survive

OW

dead

results/other

Voting ended onJul 5

[herpsandbirds]

[fishparasite]

i can't lie to you i loveee bad endings sometimes. what if nothing worked out. what if the characters gave into their worst instincts. what if they became worse. what if there's truly no hope left. what will they do out of desperation? who will they become as their worst selves?

[remnantof]

I put these together before Jade Shadows: Constellations dropped but with it in mind. I wanted to redo Goss' sheets to reflect updated CC options and some love interest changes - I love Arthur and the triad, but ultimately I see Goss with Amir and his fellow Tenno/Drifter, Wicke, who belongs to @eliashaverson But I also thought about Sirius and Orion, Eternalism, and the fact that Goss has a dead sibling. Meaning there's a timeline where his sibling is the Drifter and Goss is dead, aka an excuse to make a new Operator and Drifter and assign new fashion frames - enter Ves. Not "the" Operator in the main timeline, but a tenno among many. And Drifter to another Duviri, connected to Drifter Goss by the dual nature of their Equinox frames. Added little indicators in the Operator memes too to indicate the Jade Shadows decision for each timeline also.

ETA: older post with the template link for the memes

[aediondraws]

qifrey 🌿

one "not a singular spell that requires him to serve like that" mf vs 1 artist obsessed with dramatic poses, who will win?

you should probably watch/read witch hat atelier, unless you wanna miss out on peak that is !