(Stannis and Cersei)
"So, I suppose the rumors about Tyrion having a spiked tail and horns like an aurochs are just old maid’s tales? That’s a damned shame- from the way people talk, you’d think there was a grumpkin or one of the Others in House Lannister."
"No, he has no tail or horns. He's not particularly beautiful to look at, but he's nothing like the fool's tales that seem to spread. Anyone who pays mind to an old maid's tale is lacking in wits. They like to believe the world is more magical than it is."










