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It will get cold again eventually. The summer will not last forever. Iām not doomed to live in this unbearable heat for all eternity. <- said while gripping the countertop so hard that the tile is starting to crack
You know for the first 18-ish years of your life everyone your age is mostly doing the same things and then all of a sudden every year for the rest of your life somebody your age is getting divorced while somebody else just learned what a leaf is and you have no idea whatās going on or what youāre supposed to be doing
Reblog if youād be okay if your friend came out as transgender
letās see how many transphobics we can weed out
if you canāt reblog this unfollow me right now
((Sir anon says trans rights!))
starbucks barista: ive got a caffe mocha for⦠ārussian spyā?
everybody: [remains seated and eyes each other suspiciously]
barista [throwing his CIA badge at the floor in defeat]: dammit i thought for sure that would work
Memes that are funny in 2018 and 1958
Obviously I want you to take care of your pets and make sure they get food and fresh water on a regular basis, but cats being huge drama queens and screaming hysterically at you and acting like theyāre tragic famine victims who havenāt eaten in weeks and are about to drop dead from starvation right mcfuckin now, because youāre 10 minutes late feeding them is always going to be one of the funniest things to me
the cat who lives at the vet clinic i volunteer at was mad yesterday because his dinner was half an hour late due to a busy day. he proceeded to go to all the (empty dw) garbage cans and tried to knock them over and started desperately scavenging for scraps of food because obviously no one loves him or cares about him and if he must eat garbage to survive then so be it
not food related, but one time my cat cried at me for 20 minutes before i worked out that the reason why she was upset was because there was a coat hanger on her favourite cushion
This is absolutely beautiful and changed my life, thank you so much. Please protect her from hangers at all costs
wow. am STORVING and humaines here making joke laugh at cate honger ?!
My cat is a social eater who is not food motivated at all, so I was baffled when I first got him because he didnāt seem to care about food but he would SCREAM at me for hours when I knew his bowl was full. Any time I went to double check that he did indeed have food, heād book it to the bowl and snarf like his life depended on it, but as soon as I walked away heād follow me screaming again.
Eventually I figured out that he just wanted a dining companion and was screaming about how weāre a family and families eat together, god damnit! I moved his food bowl under my computer desk and it fixed the problem. But if Iām ever out for more than 12 hours Iāll come home to find him in a passive-aggressive kitty huff because dinner has been ready for hours but heās been trying to be considerateĀ (unlike some humans) and waiting for me to eat it.Ā
My cats are indoor cats. Being indoor cats, they canāt go outside to hunt for food (mice, rats, birds, etc) to gift to my sister and I.
But they know that the kitchen has food. They know where the easily accessible cat food is. And obviously my sister and I are just Really Big Stupid Hairless cats.
So if my sister and I go without leaving our rooms for too long? My cats will sit outside our doors and scream for our attention, lead us to their food bowls, and then only stop the screaming and leading once they see us sit down at the table and eat something. Because they think weāre hungry.
Your cats are the sweetest beings on the Earth, it makes my heart warm knowing that they exist. They love you very much and they care so much, they want you healthy and happy and will make sure you donāt neglect yourself and oh god they are so perfect. Real pure love exists, I am happy to be alive today.
My neighbor is a hardcore drunk. Like, 9am and dude is drinking vodka, but he had a cat thatās pretty much his honest to god caregiver because I have seen this cat visibly screaming at this man to keep him from hurting himself and sometimes when he hasnāt been outside for a while, the cat will scream at my door until I go outside to knock on the door to check on him. Cats are literal angels.
I have a cat named a Kitty Pryde who has an extra thumb and these giant paws and while sheās not super bright she did learn that she likes being pet. So I must like being petted right? So if Iām watching TV alone sheāll come up and just with her giant paw gently stroke my arm or hand until I pet her back and she waits and pets me again and it goes on a while. Cats are angels.
My cat once stuffed my bath mat into the litter box
Mine wakes me up if I sleep in too long cuz she wants me to take my pills. Fiance said she was yelling at him all day yesterday. She stopped whwn I got homeā¦and asked him if he tooks his meds. He hadnāt.
My girlie screams at me if she thinks Iām up past bedtime. Apparently this transfers to my new roommates too: Maeve led @katculator to her room, yelled until she was under the covers, then came back to the kitchen to do the same to me.
Story time- when my daughter was born, I was worried my anti-social female cat Angel, whoās afraid of everything and reacts kinda violently to even the smallest disturbance, would end up hurting her. One night when my girl was about 6mos old she woke up crying but we couldnāt hear her because for some reason her monitor had shut off and the door had drifted close. I was awakened by my usually timid scaredy cat Angel clawing me awake and yowling until I followed her to the babyās room. She came in while I checked on her and when my baby had settled in to sleep again the cat chirped as if to say āmission completedā. She doesnāt socialize with any of us too much but whenever my little one is playing, Angel is always settled in a corner pretending to sleep.
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Pooh Bear
I see many Winnie the Poohs at the hospital (aka Winnie aka Pooh aka Pooh Bear), as you may guess.Ā Many look like this, a bit flat and with small wounds, designed to have a removable shirt:
They come for spas:
New hearts and stuffing:
And plumping up so they have a proper belly again:
Sometimes they look like this:
A bit more loved⦠or as his person said, in moreĀ ādesperate conditionā.
He also had a spa (not everyone does):
As you mayāve noticed, he needed a new nose and there were several options:
His heart had a pooh on it as well as some magic from a heffalump:
And after a bit of arm and smile surgery, soon he was healthy and ready to fly home:
His person wroteĀ āHe looks wonderful!ā
The final Pooh Iām going to show you today just flew home yesterday.Ā He is always called Pooh Bear.Ā He is 14 years old and showed every year of hugs.Ā Ā
Here are the photos his personās mom sent for diagnosis:
As you can see, Pooh Bear was a bit flat and a bit gray.Ā He came in for a spa:
Got new stuffing and a magical Heffalump heart to preserve a bit of his original stuffing:
And finally was clean and plump and fluffy and ready to fly home:
He could even sit on his own!Ā His people said his chubbiness was perfect and as I said, he flew home yesterday!
this blog is singlehandedly curing my depression
Casting director: we need the voice of pikachu to be a recognized name. Itās going to be tough to find a respectable actor wh
Ryan Reynolds: ME
Ryan Reynolds: IāLL DO IT
Ryan Reynolds: PIKA PIKA MOTHER FUCKER
my fav thing in wildlife research is the concept of animals beingĀ ātrap happyā meaning the same animal goes into a trap on purpose again and again after itās caught the first time bc it was likeĀ āheyā¦..there was food in there and Zero (0) predators and then they just let me go in the morningā¦ā¦.ā
on one hand it fucks up our data but on the other handā¦ā¦..I Get It you Funky Little Rodents
if it were pouring rain on my walk home from work at night and I found a big metal box full of pizza and a bed where no one else could bother me and the only condition is that in the cold light of day Iād have to face a bunch of scientists weighing me and then letting me go on the sidewalk Iād probably end up in there a lot.
hereās shy yoongi to heal your soul, clear your skin and raise your grades
look at his precious lil smile
My heart legit skipped like ten beats
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vernon experiencing what slipping into the diamond life is like for the first time
yeS YES YES
This is a lucky post
mood:
stan talent, stan all of us that are multifandom and has to keep track of 11343266 comebacks all at once and has a shit ton of music in their playlistsā¦
weāre doing great, keep it up.
@cube_ptg on Instagram:Ā [#ķ¤ė ø] #InMyFeelingsChallengeĀ #DoTheShiggy IM IN . Song : āIn My Feelingsā - @champagnepapi
how can ppl say cats are heartless tbh
I once stayed at a game reserve in South Africa, and they had three cheetahs ā two males and one female. The boys stuck together (they were brothers), but female cheetahs are solitary, save for when they are raising cubs. Which is hard work for cheetahs, because they donāt/canāt den, sheās working constantly to protect/move her cubs, as well as feeding both them and herself.
Now, these cheetahs ARE in a private reserve, but theyāre still essentially wild. But they are more or less accustomed to the presence of people. And this cheetah, Ketswiri, got very badly injured in her leg one time, which usually would be fatal to a cheetah. The staff at the reserve helped her. Another time, she was starving, and they provided her a fresh antelope carcass. And she remembered this, because the science officer was telling us how one time he was watching Ketswiri and her cubs, and she wandered over and dumped all her cubs at his feet, and walked off. Like āwatch my kids, I need some me time.ā And he was panicking like COME BACK I CANāT BABYSIT YOUR KIDS WTF
And this, children, is how cats literally domesticated themselves.