dogwood flowers

[instructionsfordancing]

IDK u could be Hozier posting shitty music no one likes on BANDCAMP DOT COM!

thanks for the streams and the ad revenue

[instructionsfordancing]

R U secretly Hozier?

IF I WAS SECRETLY HOZIER I WOULDMT BE FLOGGIN MY MUSIC ON BANDCAMP DOT COM

[understands]

[snaily-deactivated]

3/7/18

this is a call out post for my little trash man who wont let me go anywhere

[snaily-deactivated]

just in case anyone wanted to see him in action

[robotic-maid]

[champagnepapucho-deactivated201]

[instructionsfordancing]

once all the porn blogs are deleted i will have literally 14 followers

[instructionsfordancing]

what happened with the tattoo thing? and what happened that makes you not want nice asks?

the tattoo was inspired by an artist who turned out to be just another scumbag.

[instructionsfordancing]

i make music! you can listen to it for free! you can also download it for free or pay as much as you want to!

the awful truth

[jjoelswatch]

me knowing damn well I have to be up at 6am:

[thefarflungfool]

In the Charleston candy store. @instructionsfordancing

[loloftheday]

Our cat had all four roommates feeding him each day because he acted like he was starving and we didn’t know that the other roommate already fed him. This was our solution, hopefully he will slim down a bit.

[ten-thousand-crows]

@instructionsfordancing

[porterr-robinson]

[sandersstudies]

This is so

Unnecessary

[myrrhguy-deactivated20250626]

how do you explain to someone that this is your sense of humour

[instructionsfordancing]

Would you ever get a tattoo? Would it be a tattoo of a cat?

i actually had a great idea for a tattoo and was SO READY to pull the trigger on it. i won't go into details but i dodged an absolute stormer of a bullet on that one.

i feel like i probably would get tattoos, but not just one. like, if you have one tattoo and it turns out bad, you're fucked. but if you have like seven tattoos and one or two of them are bad, you're not so fucked

[instructionsfordancing]

Can I dance with you tho? I promise I'll be gentle.

for you, i would waltz a thousand waltzes

[instructionsfordancing]

I miss seeing you on my dash, hope you are well. <3

thank you, i'm doing my best

[instructionsfordancing]

Will you dance with me?

i don't want to be rude, but recent events have soured me on anonymous messages like this. sorry.