tequila grandma

Hello suckers. Ali G, flamboyant mistress of ceremonies. Druggist in the Midwest. Gay cousin. Only child of the universe. she/her

[buttpoems]

[shanastoryteller]

wish there was a non rude way to be like “I understand your criticism, I don’t even necessarily disagree with it, but I am doing these things on purpose, because I like them and I want to, and therefore your opinion has no value, because you might think me painting a room entirely pink is tacky, but I did it on purpose”

[unyanizedcatboys]

[silverslices]

Whoa, maybe @sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog is right and everything IS INDEED tuberculosis

[sacred-portal]

[beggars-opera]

Your honour, I admit that I do have a superiority complex over not watching Disney "live action" remakes, but in my defense, I am right

[thememedaddy]

[cognitohazardous]

the attraction to sharp-looking men in neat suits is capitalist propaganda. the true pinnacle of hotness is a musclefat tradesman

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

here’s your sign to do something spontaneous

[bread-pat]

*combusts*

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

that’s one way to do it

[inthetags]

Reblog and put in the tags how many train stations are within walking distance of where you live (definition of ‘walking distance’ is up to you)

[butterflypeaflowertea]

it’s so nice being fond of people on here :-) like yeah maybe we only know each other in a very limited way but i care abt you guys & hearing abt your lives makes me happy & i like listening to the things u have to say & i really truly wish the best for you all!!! sending my love from a couple states, countries, oceans away

[mayothompson]

I give obviously, blatantly preferential treatment to gay customers at my job. is that dark woke

[20dollarlolita]

WHY COULDN'T IT HAVE BEEN HOBBY LOBBY

[amethystviolist]

[nitewrighter]

I love you samosas. I love you empanadas. I love you pasties. I love you dumplings. I love you pirozhkis. I love you savory food in a convenient little carb purse.

[silverslices]

Everyone’s got a gay cousin.

If you don’t have a gay cousin, there’s a chance you might BE the gay cousin.

[silverslices]

IT’S BACK

[silverslices]

IT HAS RETURNED

[allpiesforourown]

"House MD is unrealistic" you're right here's my script for a realistic medical show

Patient: I threw up 4 gallons of blood

House: sounds like you need to lose weight

[naamahdarling]

Alternately:

Doctor: That's really bad and could kill you. I'm referring you to a specialist that can't see you for 6 months. I'm too overworked to read your file so have a prescription for Penicillin you're allergic to.

Also, it's good that you did it, actually. Blood is heavy. Congratulations on losing weight.

[shamebats]

Whoa. It's fish doorbell season

[solarpunkvince]

Soms moeten vissen lang wachten bij de Weerdsluis, omdat de sluisdeuren in het voorjaar niet vaak open gaan. Daar hebben we iets op bedacht.

Vis deurbel!!

[shamebats]

Fish photo of the week. If you even care

[silverslices]