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NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT *SEASON TWO* ROUND 3 POLL 10

TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?

Captain James Tiberius Kirk (Star Trek)

Starscream (Transformers)

Voting ended onMay 10

PROPAGANDA:

[Kirk]

"we can't let those tits go to waste. also he has weird alien shit happening to him at least weekly so mpreg would probably be pretty canon compliant."

"He's the OG mpreg, possibly the first mpreg fanart in fandom history is of him. He deserves this title more than anyone else."

"My mum asked what i was doing and she suggested Captain Kirk sooo… you hate my mum if u say no."

Captain Kirk propaganda from last season

[Starscream]

"He would be STRUTTING with it. He's gonna raise an ARMY of LOYAL UNDERLINGS and they're going to make him RULER OF THE UNIVERSE. also he would be fucking miserable and so so angry and i think that would be fun."

"I need need need my conniving flying bastard man to be pregnant, he'd be so insufferable about it. Can you imagine? TFP Starscream would use his pregnancy as a way to manipulate the autobots and pretend to "care so much about my precious baby" and then he'd stab everyone in the back. G1 Starscream would have a bunch of grand dreams of shaping his baby into the ultimate Megatron-killing weapon and then they rule the galaxy together."

"I need to see him manipulate someone into getting him pregnant only to abort it in an attempt to hurt them only to have no effect at all. I need this."

"He’s funny and endlessly miserable in most continuities and I think being pregnant would make him happy even if he complained about it at the time."

"LISTEN……. It would be funny as shit if all the time he tried to usurp Megatron he succeeded in the one thing he didn’t want and lost so disgracefully. And in some media interpretations having “kids” or pets mellows that fucked up prideful and very much traumatized abused but unwilling to admit it and look for help man."

Starscream propaganda from last season

doomspoon888

Starscream didn't birth all those pods in Revenge of the Fallen for us to let him down like this

doomspoon888

If we don't win this, i'll quit forever

littleblueclown

So you know in The Bishop from Les Mis the lyrics

But my friend you left so early

Surely something slipped your mind

You forgot I gave these also

Would you leave the best behind?

My sister just sent me a voice message using that exact melody but singing

My bologna has a first name

It's O-S-C-A-R

My bologna has a second name

It's M-E-Y-E-R~

TELL ME WHY IT FIT SO WELL!!!!

littleblueclown

Ideas:

Every time Javert says his name he, busts through the wall like the Kool-aid man before he does so.

Every time Javert makes a new appearance, he fades in out of nowhere like someone hit him with a Power Point effect while still looking all man standing emoji as he usually tends to. Alternatively, he pops into view out of thin air, spawning with zero fade effect.

Every time someone else says his name he shows up. This is against the will of everyone involved and also happens in real life.

Every time someone introduces themselves, in fiction or irl, he appears and says, "And I'm Javert." This is once again against the will of everyone involved.

purplet1inuviel

A moment of your day to watch this masterpiece?

thefullmonty4

“Monsieur Le Maire, you’ll wear a different chain…”

Chat is this porn what the fuck

piierogis

finally it's just me and you and you and me just us and your son-in-law marius

simplysebby

what really gets me about les mis is how Javert seems to be the only cop in the entire country. Valjean breaks parole? Javert is the one hunting him. Police performing carriage-traffic stops to find him? Javert is there. Cops break up a confrontation on some random street in Paris? Javert. Students revolting? You better fucking believe it's Javert handling that shit. He isn't even just doing cop duties. He's the one who releases Valjean from jail once his sentence is over at the beginning. He's carrying the entirety of France's judicial system on his back. He's a beat cop, detective, parole officer, traffic cop, sheriff, and spy. He's everywhere all at once. Nobody does it like him.

The "real" explanation for this is that Javert, narratively, is the sole symbol of the law.

The far funnier explanation for this is that Javert has a crush, toxic french revolution yaoi style.

sunnfl0w3rr

Sometimes I think about how Philip Quast originally auditioned for Enjolras but couldn’t hit the right note in Do You Hear the People Sing and got really frustrated and told Schönberg and Mackintosh that if they wanted to know how high he could sing they should’ve just given him scales and turned to leave so viciously that Mackintosh wanted him to play Javert

farewell-wanderlust7

recently watched Les Misérables in theatre and NOBODY told me there was toxic yaoi. What the fuck. Me when I KILL MYSELF because the man I based my entire belief system on is not the heartless demon I made him out to be in my head. Me when I devoted my whole life to this same man. Me when I show mercy to the man involved in my longtime slavery and imprisonment. Me when I spend my whole life escaping him. Me when I’m in a horrible one-sided codependency with this guy because he’s the pillar my entire world is built upon. Genuinely what the fuck