Sebastian (is trying their best)

bit of a mess, but who gives a shit

[simplysebby]

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Hello! Welcome to my blog.

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My name is Sebastian! I'm an 18 year old student from the U.S who uses he/she/they pronouns. My full bio, flags, and other identities can be found over here (link).

I mainly post/reblog: Creative media, politics/opinions, queerness, alterhumanity, neurodivergency/disability, and things I find enjoyable. (Basically, this blog is just a giant jumble of me with no real theme!)

[muppetshow2026]

to be honest im really sick of the fact that fat people are supposed to suck it up when other peoples worst fear is looking like them

[jenny-holzer]

[luulapants]

Story time:

In middle school biology, we did an experiment. We were given yams, which we would sprout in cups of water. We then had to make hypotheses about how the yams would grow, based on descriptions of yam plants in our books, and make notes of our observations as they grew.

Here’s what was supposed to happen: we were supposed to see that the actual growth of the plant did not resemble our hypotheses. We were then supposed to figure out that these were, in fact, sweet potatoes.

What actually happened was that every single student in every single class lied in their notes so that their observations perfectly matched their hypotheses. See, everyone assumed the mismatch meant they had done something wrong in the process of growing the plant or that they had misunderstood the dichotomous key or the plant identification terminology. And, thanks to the wonders of a public school education, everyone assumed the wrong results would get us a failing grade. We were trying to pass. We didn’t want to get bitched out by the teacher. Curiosity, learning, science - that had nothing to do with why we were sitting in that classroom. So we all lied.

The teacher was furious. She tried to fail every student, but the administration stepped in and told her she wasn’t allowed to because a 100% fail rate is recognized as a failure of the teacher, not the class. It wasn’t even her fault, really, though her being a notorious hard-ass didn’t help. It was a failure of the entire educational system.

So whenever I see crap like Elizabeth Holmes’s blood test scam or pharmaceutical trials which are unable to be replicated or industry-funded research that reaches wildly unscientific conclusions, I just remember those fucking sweet potatoes. I remember that curiosity dies when people are just trying to give their superiors the “right” answers, so they can get the grade, get the job, get the paycheck. It’s not about truth when it’s about paying rent. There’s no scientific integrity if you can’t control for human desperation.

[procrastinationstationxx]

outfit repeater, movie rewatcher, same post mutiple times reblogger

[wizardarchetypes]

okay facts to get out of the way:

i dont really care that much about project hail mary. i watched it and thought it was fun. nothing more to say about it.

obviously i actually think you should ship characters together however you want. i'm not against fun. do whatever.

that all said. why am i seeing so much shipping of ryan gosling and dudes from other media and no shipping of ryan gosling and the puppet. you are all afraid to make him fuck the rock. cowards.

[wizardarchetypes]

optimistic reports of rock-fucking are coming in from my sources in the replies.

[wizardarchetypes]

glad to hear this is an anomaly of my own dashboard but i should've never posted this right before bed because i had vivid seroquel dreams last night that i was dating a rock

[rainbowgaez]

ok guys but imagine how hard it's gonna hit if something good ever happens again

[galactic-mayhem]

saw this on pinterest but i think it belongs here too

[vinnie-vindictive]

this will never not be important

[dark-spirit-tamamoland]

they're still terming random transfems as i type this i see which does make quite a statement doing this today specifically

[puppetstuffing]

watched three girls who reblogged its new blog mutual aidpost (made literally 15 minutes ago) already disappear from its notifs. transfems are not included in their pride :/

[puppetedlove]

:)

[puppetvictim]

:)

[tamamowand]

QUITE the statement to be nuking transfems at the current accelerated pace right at the start of pride month like this, isn't it

[official-graveyard-posts]

Official graveyard post

[crazysodomite]

Oh my god

[amberthetransvixen]

[wizardarchetypes]

when i was a little kid (age 8 and on) i had 3 veryyy intense special interests i constantly infodumped about to anyone who gave me the time of day. these were:

The Bubonic Plague

Vampire Folklore

Tree frogs.

So as you can imagine my mom spent many years prepping me for social outings by doing a call-and-response litany with me that went "let's focus on tree frogs tonight. let's tell people about tree frogs."

[wizardarchetypes]

pov you are an unsuspecting adult at a social function who made the mistake of talking to me like i'm a person for 37 seconds and now you're going to learn everything about vlad the impaler from an enraptured third grader

[bonivers]

i haven’t stopped thinking about this tweet for days

[testosteronetwunk]

[flextapeofficial]

[propertyofjameswilson]

happy pride month everyone!!

[valleydean]

The show's been off for 6 years and the cw is barely a network anymore. The WB is about to be absorbed. This social media manager is just destiel posting for the love of the game at this point

[ampervadasz]

[summerash17]

Advanced maneuvers

[hoodiegal]

Schmovement

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]