SIMON FORGET

23. Canada. Forget is my french last name but i have good memory

[3000s]

im pregnant in the snow shivering wearing rags balding with no money, can you solve my puzzle?

[memequeen-official]

[thebootydiaries]

wow i’m so picky for an ugly person

[normallyx-deactivated20160701]

[imanes]

me: *pushes ppl away before they have a chance to hurt me*

me: damb why is everyone ignoring me

[thecommonchick]

When you finally get a text, but it’s just from the phone company saying you used all the data

[xonorika]

[brucebocchi]

me when you ask me where the antidote is

[lmaoalien]

how much does a friend cost and do i get a discount if i buy 4

[thebootydiaries]

doctor: looks like we'll have to perform a CAT scan. is this something you're familiar with?

me: I've spent my whole life scanning my environment for cats

[dacelio]

No offense but I hate it when people sit down next to me to smoke…like sweetie…I was here breathin…

[harryedward]

When you get to hold the McDonald’s bag and you eat fries out of everyone else’s then when you get home you take the one with the most fries 

[grendelsmilf]

pita. pomegranates. pussy. all begin with p. all essential food groups. food 4 thot

[thebootydiaries]

beekeeper:*keeps bees*

bees:*is keep*

[foreveralone-lyguy]

[runningwithhelicopters]

Hot.

[wickedwonderlandd]

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[dogdownloader]

pics that make u go wahoo!! hell yeah!!!!

[dogdownloader]

wahoo!! hell yeah!!!!