Simipour @simipour-detector - Tumblr Blog

I detect Simipour as you can see!!!

Hihi you may call me handium, handy, or just plain hand, I don’t mind

I use they/them pronouns and if you don’t respect that, fuck off

Inspired by both @bronzong-detector and @spewpa-detector

I am a massive elemental monkey fan and Striaton Trio fan (CRESS <33333)

I am hyperfixated on Cress Pokemon

The DNI is transphobia, homophobia and the like

#Ooc #Simipour #introduction post #Simipour detected #No Simipour detected #Simisear/Simisage detected

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you've done all the Simis- except Simipour! how would Simipour be as a pet? :0

Rounding out the simi- trio and sitting right between the others as far as score goes, we have simipour, which is a bit of a mixed bag. While these pokémon appear quite friendly, their destructive abilities make them a bit of a difficult pet to care for.

Size, just like in the case of simisage and simisear, isn’t really a problem here. Simipours stand at just over three feet tall and weigh less than sixty-five pounds. While this may make them larger than most conventional pets, I wouldn’t worry that they would be too difficult to accommodate or transport when it comes to size and weight. Like I said earlier, these pokémon seem friendly enough with no indication of aggression towards humans in their pokédex entires. Unfortunately, however, I have to treat this as inconclusive: the lack of an indication is not necessarily a lack of concern. And boy, could these pokémon pack a deadly punch the wrong situation! But we’ll get into that more a little later.

Creating the right environment for a simipour appears pretty straightforward at first. These pokémon store water in the tuft on their heads, meaning that they require access to clean, fresh water to replenish it whenever needed (Black, Black2/White2, Y, AlphaSapphire, Legends: Z-A). So far, so good: this shouldn’t be too hard for most owners to accommodate. But what do these pokémon use this water for? Well, simipours are capable of launching water from their tail with enough pressure to “destroy a concrete wall” (White, X, OmegaRuby)! The pokédex doesn’t tell us exactly what this behavior is for. One could assume that it is primarily a means of self-defense, but there is no way to know that it isn’t a playful, not-necessarily aggressive one instead. Either way, upkeeping the integrity of the structure of your home will be a little difficult if your pet can blast a hole in the wall whenever they want to. And that’s not even to speak of just how dangerous this water pressure makes their moves!

Simipours use a lot of Water-Type moves that, in many cases, aren’t particularly alarming. The sheer power of this particular species’ water expulsion, however, makes moves like Water Gun and Hydro Pump ginormous hazards for both living throngs and structures alike. While simipours may not be the most outwardly aggressive or ginormous pokémon, the danger they pose to their neighbors and environment makes them an ill-fit for living among humans as a pet. I have no doubt that a particularly motivated owner could find ways to handle one of these pokémon, and I’m sure that more research into this pokémon’s behavior could ease my concerns a bit, but working with what we have does not paint a good picture. While I have not covered panpour on this blog yet, I would be willing to wager that they would be a much safer pick than a simipour, simisear, or simisage.

The Simisage Post: https://www.tumblr.com/would-this-pokemon-be-a-friend/796210881086324736/would-simisage-be-a-good-pet-i-feel-like-the?source=share

💬 0 🔁 7 ❤️ 31 · Post by @would-this-pokemon-be-a-friend · 1 image · Would Simisage be a good pet? I feel like the monkeys get too much hat

The Simisear Post: https://www.tumblr.com/would-this-pokemon-be-a-friend/808896515783442432/simisear-i-love-the-fluffy-monkey?source=share

💬 1 🔁 7 ❤️ 41 · Simisear! I love the fluffy monkey. In a not altogether surprising, but nonetheless disappointing, turn of events, a simi

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#Simipour detected #They would be great pets if trained though #just ignore the fact they got a large moveset and very smart #like #they are shown in their first game (well their pre-evos) to be able to serve food #cook and assist in restaurants #I would bump them up to a B because you could communicate with them enough to prevent structural damage

justt0rii

Ive been monkeying around (i love these lil guys so much, especially simipour)

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pokehexdex

"It prefers places with clean water. When its tuft runs low, it replenishes it by siphoning up water with its tail." (Y)

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mistray-art

a Pokémon a day keeps artblock away - #516 Simipour

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#Simipour detected #ooc: sorry shit hit the fan irl

sewersnake

HEY so im bored as hell and Roblox is a cunt because of that age verification thing they need so all I’m doing on legends Za is shiny hunting

if anyone either wants shinies FOR FREE or wants to me to hunt for them then dm me and I can do what I must. I am not pulling ur leg i am as real as endometriosis

I might make the shiny hunting for people thing like one dollar if I figure out like money BUT FOR NOW it’s free

Free shinies:

Weepinbell

Beedrill

Panpour

Noivern

Male Kirlia and Gardevoir

two noibats

Staryu

Umbreon

Skarmory

Shelgon

Carvanha

Two slowpoke

Alpha Tyranitar

Hawlucha

Excadrill

Gourgeist

Gible

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No Simipour Detected!

#no simipour detected #This is a request to hunt Simipour #not for me but like get yourself a shiny simipour

undrsk0re

but Cresscent pun ,,,,

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why didnt i get the pub soone..r

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You forgot about the guy ,,,,

#ooc #no simipour detected

Z-A is fun when 1/2 of your team is Monkey

small one is Cent and the Alpha is Centy (creative as you can see)

#simipour detected #ooc #pokemon legends za

seabed-reverie

If simipour has no fans I am dead 🩵

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importat here is my monkys

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cosmicaldeity

me if i was a monkey.

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kira-vera

the team I beat Legends ZA with! my favorite I’ve used by far✨

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cosmicaldeity

yknow, me liking simipour wasn't like ironic or anything but it was meant to be just a funny haha because monkeeeee. anyway, im genuinely endeared about the guy now and considering adding one to my trainersona's team.

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