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@simon-devereaux
How you managed to have the standing you do with your constant flirtations is beyond me.
A second in command is still just that, a second. Anything that you see as fair, Urie may not; especially when it comes to my price. I'm sure you can figure out at least the gist of it on your own– you seem smart enough.
chandlerxfitzgerald:
Our lives are in your hands, however little you care for them. There must be some other reward you crave besides the duty of your talents, Simon. Name the price.
I don’t want to talk about my price without your boss around, I hate repeating myself. Plus you can’t guarantee that I’ll get what I want and I don’t want to waste my time.
wyatt-langston:
I was learning to color with crayons and cut with scissors, I’m counting it as the closest to a weapon we had. Very different circumstances.
We’ll be in somewhat close quarters visiting the same house either way, so you and I should get used to it. Master sensei of mine taught me silence is the key fundamental building blocks of discipline. Or as I like calling it, the golden ‘shutting the fuck up’ rule.
Very.
There’s plenty of room in the house for me to ignore you, but sure. At least he taught you the most important rule and somehow managed to stick.
chandlerxfitzgerald:
I know it isn’t a phrase you must have heard often, but thank you. I wouldn’t give the order if I wasn’t sure it was necessary.
Don’t thank me. I’m doing a job and what’s required of me in order to take residence in Hedgestone. Thank me when I save your lives of my own free will.
chandlerxfitzgerald:
My heart would weep at the elimination, but no one else can protect Morrigan against someone of Judas’s caliber like you. Yes, that is an order, Mr. Devereaux.
Just tell me when and I’ll be there.
wyatt-langston:
I’m still a little foggy on those details, but it’s a silent rule that I wasn’t supposed to ask anyway. Well, for anyone who wasn’t born for it and and knew something beyond this life, shoving a gun in a kid’s hand isn’t normal. That’s the upsetting part.
I already have a trainer, but those may be few and far between with the separate borders. Just let me shadow when you’re not in the field, you won’t even know I’m there. No talking, no teaching, just watching.
That’s what everyone always says, when in reality wielding and using a gun from a young age was the easiest lesson we learned.
You really want to be around me more than we already are? Fine, but the first time you even utter a single syllable in my direction, we’re done.
wyatt-langston:
Isn’t that a logic applied to both parties, Simon? My sister worked for Morrigan doing god knows what and I had to act like I was okay with it when I wasn’t. You aren’t a god I’m worshiping, I’m just saying that I could learn a thing or two watching you in action. To do what you do isn’t technically something to celebrate when you’re sticking a knife through someone’s eye.
It all depends on if she willingly did the things she did or not, I don’t make the rules nor do I really care. Doing what we do is what I was born for, so I don’t understand why either of you would be upset about it in the first place.
I’m not going to train you if that’s what you’re wanting to do. I don’t have the patience for it.
chandlerxfitzgerald:
You will hate every moment of it.
Anyway, I know we’re knees deep in a catastrophic tragedy, but I have another significant favor that more or less pertains to your skills. I still need the notion run by Morrigan, but a meeting between our leader and Judas Langley will possibly take place in the near future. Judas is quite the civil man and very little chance he’ll retaliate with violence, but my overprotection of my sister wins out. All I ask is you remain nearby. I’m certain he’d love to see you anyway.
Already do.
You want me there to neutralize Langley in case something goes south. Is that an order?
chandlerxfitzgerald:
A babysitter, no, we have our own methods of keeping his leash at a protective distance where he’s unlikely to bite. The breath in his body, for one thing. All I ask is you remind him of that from time to time.
Fine, I’ll remind him to be a good little boy and to not step on toes.
wyatt-langston:
Such a buzzkill.
Yeah, yeah, Kendra does technically count which only really sparks a reminder of my confusion why she’s still pissed at me. No, though, you’re like the stuff of legends. The major leagues.
Maybe because this life isn’t for everyone and she wanted to keep you from it like any normal sibling would? Not that hard to figure out her reasoning. Why does it feel like you have me put on a pedestal right now, Wyatt? I’m not a celebrity or legend, I just do my job.
chandlerxfitzgerald:
Trite and true, my dove.
That doesn’t mean he won’t be reckless in the future in spite of his teachings. He’s not you.
I hope you don’t think I’m going to be his keeper, because I refuse. If he’s stupid enough to get in himself into trouble, then he can get out of it on his own.
wyatt-langston:
Please? I rarely say please nowadays.
I thought we established that this already was. Listen, this isn’t just about the Sommers. You’re, like, the first assassin I’ve met outside of Judas.
Hmm... no.
You do realize that you’re family with someone considered an assassin or else Judas wouldn’t have brought Kendra into the house, so I’m not the first assassin you’ve met.
wyatt-langston:
Alright, now, say that once more with feeling.
Love this bonding moment.
No.
Sure, if that’s what you think this is.
chandlerxfitzgerald:
You wither as a Urie without intellect, I’ve learned.
Well, he does have quite a number of screws loose submitting one-sided jokes on somebody who would kill him otherwise. He’s harmless, dove. For the most part.
That carries to any faction.
He’s gotten a little too comfortable. I’m aware of his harmlessness.
chandlerxfitzgerald:
In all other aspects besides that, perhaps I shall submit agreement. For argument’s sake.
As much as my kinks are unconventional, I do not need another hole I can’t fill with…something else. Don’t mind Wyatt, he’s always been a motormouth. Let me guess, he did the whole brother in law joke, didn’t he?
Smart.
That’s unnecessary information. That obvious? He can thank the Sommers for still breathing.
wyatt-langston:
Loving childhood you had, wasn’t it? I’ll be shot at and stabbed eventually in the long run, any of the sort from you will be like our Sunday family dinners. Just boys being dudes.
You’re an idiot.
chandlerxfitzgerald:
It matters what you think when you’re living in a new faction under a new leader. Ah, useless, because you lack proper humor I’ve yet to teach you. And I will whether you choose to stab me from annoyance or not.
I think you and I would both agree that it really doesn’t as long as I follow Urie’s orders.
As long as you realize that stabbing you is a possibility, then you can try. You talk more than Langston, and he wore my patience thin.