Aqua Utopia｜海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
#extradirty
𓃗
ojovivo
The Bowery Presents
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
No title available
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
todays bird
tannertan36
The Stonewall Inn
Not today Justin
gracie abrams
Love Begins
No title available
Cosmic Funnies
YOU ARE THE REASON
Game of Thrones Daily
PR's Tumblrdome
almost home
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Algeria
seen from United States
seen from Canada
seen from Malaysia
seen from Japan
seen from Malaysia
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Malaysia
seen from Malaysia
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Malaysia
@madikaey
Me, aged 14, reading Tolkien: Hobbits are considered chuldren until they are 30? How funky! Fantasy worldbuilding! This is so different from us humans!
Me, aged 25: Oh i get it now
JRR Tolkien looking upon a quad of Oxford post-graduate students: "Children, all of them children."
Are straight white people okay????
What is this?!
People like this exist. Interesting.
this story has a part 2
THERE IS A PART 3 WITH GUEST RESPONSES I REPEAT THERE IS A PART 3 THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I thought things couldn’t get more horrifyingly amusing than the woman who wanted people to pay $1000 each to go to her wedding so she could “feel like a Kardashian for a day” and had a Facebook breakdown about it saying she was gonna go backpacking in Peru to “find herself” after being “betrayed” by her friends who didn’t want to partake but here we are
I thought it was the same person ngl.
I’m in the wedding shaming group and saw both this and the Peru post before it went viral. Love it.
THERE’S AN UPDATE
Stephanie is a true hero.
my favorite thing about this update is that the fact that we are even SEEING this means there’s AT LEAST one other snitch in the party that she hasn’t caught yet
Harry Potter best book moments - Order of the Phoenix, p. 824
“I don’t want to talk about how I feel, all right?”
“Harry, suffering like this proves you are still a man! This pain is part of being human —” “THEN — I — DON’T — WANT — TO — BE — HUMAN!” Harry roared, and he seized one of the delicate silver instruments from the spindle legged table beside him and flung it across the room. It shattered into a hundred tiny pieces against the wall. Several of the pictures let out yells of anger and fright, and the portrait of Armando Dippet said, “Really!”
Tomarry early morning or late night cuddles~ Headcanon:
~ this takes place during their 4rth year
~ they made the sweaters themselves
~ Tom only ever cuddles Harry like this when he KNOWS they are alone~
Add your own headcanons! Art by @shy-canadian-snowflake
"Did you believe that we would live happily ever after?" Tom's voice held a harsh tone that had Harry wincing.
The tears didn't stop.
"Tom, please just-"
"Did you think we would be married?" Tom continued on, searching Harry's gaze. Dissecting each reaction, taking in every flicker of emotion on that face.
"No!"
"Did you believe we would settle down? Have children?"
"Tom, stop-"
"Did you want me to say I loved you?"
Silence. Harry averted his gaze, and Tom could not breathe. Stared at this boy who had ripped ascender all that he was. All he would ever be, clawed his way into his heart, hold on tight and never let go-
"You love me," He says, as if just realizing this. As if this boy who had came into his life so many years ago had not already proven that to him over and over.
"You love me with everything that you are. So much so that you just wish to hear the same words from me."
Who had ever wanted Tom (a filthy, wretched creature, barely worth the flesh of his carving) had ever chosen Tom; was it not Voldemort they begged for?
"I could have the world fall to their knees for you," He encapsulates Harry's hands, brings it to his chest, his heart pounding like a birds wing within a cage.
A boy with tattered knees and hissing tongues. Throwing electricity like rocks to window panes in hopes of belonging to one much greater than he.
Tell me, mother, was I not worth fighting for?
"Could rip the heavens ascender for you, bend time to your very will," Stares at this boy, one that deserved to only be seen by those worthy enough to tremble before his grace; divinity embodied.
"Yet you only ask for me?"
Tom; unable to love. Devil child, dark lord, a god that is the cause of greek tragedies themselves, of symphonies of broken screams, broken bodies; Voldemort, monster -
"I cannot love." And Harry's face falls at those words, yet Tom does not release him yet. Does not let his hands go, does not toss him aside for what Harry thought the other would call a weakness.
"I wish for you to show me," Tom says, and his hands cradle Harry's face now, "Show me how you see me. Show me love, teach me what it is. Perhaps one day, I could learn to love you the same way."
He is already a magpie with treasure when it comes to this boy. Sinking his claws in, clinging like a dragon to its hard, and he refuses to lose Harry over something like this. If Tom could have loved at all, he thinks perhaps he could have let Harry go by now.
Yet he has always been selfish with his things.
"Did you believe that we would live happily ever after?" Tom's voice held a harsh tone that had Harry wincing.
The tears didn't stop.
"Tom, please just-"
"Did you think we would be married?" Tom continued on, searching Harry's gaze. Dissecting each reaction, taking in every flicker of emotion on that face.
"No!"
"Did you believe we would settle down? Have children?"
"Tom, stop-"
"Did you want me to say I loved you?"
Silence. Harry averted his gaze, and Tom could not breathe. Stared at this boy who had ripped ascender all that he was. All he would ever be, clawed his way into his heart, hold on tight and never let go-
"You love me," He says, as if just realizing this. As if this boy who had came into his life so many years ago had not already proven that to him over and over.
"You love me with everything that you are. So much so that you just wish to hear the same words from me."
Who had ever wanted Tom (a filthy, wretched creature, barely worth the flesh of his carving) had ever chosen Tom; was it not Voldemort they begged for?
"I could have the world fall to their knees for you," He encapsulates Harry's hands, brings it to his chest, his heart pounding like a birds wing within a cage.
A boy with tattered knees and hissing tongues. Throwing electricity like rocks to window panes in hopes of belonging to one much greater than he.
Tell me, mother, was I not worth fighting for?
"Could rip the heavens ascender for you, bend time to your very will," Stares at this boy, one that deserved to only be seen by those worthy enough to tremble before his grace; divinity embodied.
"Yet you only ask for me?"
SPACE FUCKS ME UP
I MEAN
WHERE
THE FUCK
SHOULD I...
REALLY EVEN START!!!????
We gonna fuckin die, someone call Will Smith
they really confidant in their programming
It still bothers me when they hit the robot.
That robot is a GOOD BOY
It’s all fun and games till the gunbot fucking snaps and decides it’s had enough.
What in the ever loving fuck
I liked when it put the gun down, then threw the table over.
IN WHAT WIRLD IS THAT A GOOD IDEA
These people went from lifting chips to pulling off some action movie shit
This is the most Chaotic Neutral thing I’ve ever seen.
The teamwork is fucking outstanding.
They earned those chips
i’m all for ghosts who are nervous about their first haunting but i’m also all for ghosts on their millionth haunting who are just showing up for the paycheck at this point
“you’re on big house in the woods duty again charlie” “ugh. let me guess. suburban white family. the dad’s all “this move is good for us”.“ “yep” “listen i’m just gonna slam all the doors really fucking loudly and shout boo”
i’m intrigued by this post. by saying the ghosts r “just showing up for the paycheck” are u implying that ghosts are paid for hauntings? do ghosts have to work for a living? are u implying the existence of ghost capitalism? because honestly if i get to the afterlife and there’s ghost capitalism i’m gonna be so fuckin mad
Daycare AU????
THE WORST PART???
Tony is probably sitting up there thinking “A slow, agonizing, death alone in space? I deserve exactly this.”
AND I CANNNNT.
ok but,,,, knowing tony he’s gonna have his dehydrated and starving ass hauled all the way back to earth and will immediately start working again even though he’s like,,,,an inch from death
tony: glad to see all of us here again. fantastic! what are the minutes from our last meeting? ah yes, half of us disintegrated into thin air because of the mean man from space. tragic. anyway, did i miss anyone’s birthday?
steve: tony are you feeling ok
tony: i’m completely fine how are you doing blurry image #5?
I see…
I laughed so hard. It’s so in sync with the song.
I actually cried laughing.
EVERY TIME THIS APPEARS ON MY DASH
this video this video is incredible
OMFG TEARS ARE ROLLING DOWN MY CHEEKS
I am laughing so hard that my dad just came to see if i was okay.
Me when I see ankles on tumblr after December 17th
