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@wyatt-langston
simon-devereaux:
Very.
There’s plenty of room in the house for me to ignore you, but sure. At least he taught you the most important rule and somehow managed to stick.
I know all the secret hiding spots and consider myself an expert uncovering each nook and cranny. My head would already be served on a silver platter if I disregarded rule number one of filter maintenance.
judas-langley:
Dramatically opinionated, more like, since you’ve insinuated Kendra giving my name to Fletcher as a middle name is a slight against you in some way making you less of an uncle? That’s simply… illogical. Are you wanting to keep training because you actually enjoy it, the possibility of taking a life with blood on your hands and all… or are you wanting to do it because you feel like you’re not good at anything else anymore? This isn’t your identity, Wyatt. You can get out of the game where others like myself and Devereaux’s can’t. It’s beaten into us until it changed us down to the core. You’re aware of the parts of yourself that you want to change… so change it. Doesn’t mean you need to become a master assassin to do so. Cognizance is the first step. Time heals, for both of you, as cliché as that is.
I think I’ve been away from the deadpan snark business too long for you to take my joke seriously, Judas, I was kidding. This doesn’t boil down to my enjoyment of taking lives or the blood-soaked hands, it’s about finding a purpose that will help me survive this city after I reached this helpless point in my life that couldn’t protect his girlfriend. And I know, I know she has others watching over her beyond what you’ve taught me so far, but I already failed both of us once. I don’t need to earn a paycheck when the skills I have are enough and if I happen to be given missions, great. My waking hours for a year were spent in a training room, who you are is filled with nothing but resentment and fresh bruises. It’s a lovely sentiment, though, some wounds aren’t destined to heal.
simon-devereaux:
That’s what everyone always says, when in reality wielding and using a gun from a young age was the easiest lesson we learned.
You really want to be around me more than we already are? Fine, but the first time you even utter a single syllable in my direction, we’re done.
I was learning to color with crayons and cut with scissors, I’m counting it as the closest to a weapon we had. Very different circumstances.
We’ll be in somewhat close quarters visiting the same house either way, so you and I should get used to it. Master sensei of mine taught me silence is the key fundamental building blocks of discipline. Or as I like calling it, the golden ‘shutting the fuck up’ rule.
judas-langley:
You don’t need to be so dramatic, Wyatt. The whole reason I agreed to train you was so that in your crusade to end Urie’s life, you potentially had the chance. However, given the situation, you don’t have to go back on this crusade– you have your reason for fighting in the first place back. I’d recommend not chasing after the dream of being a contract killer and learn how to be you again with Austen. Neither one of you are the same.
I’m not being dramatic, Judas, I’m being opinionated. Then is this you suggesting I give up all of the hours we spent whipping me into shape when I finally found something I was beginning to show actual progress with? I could have a work-life balance. The point being, there are some parts of the old me I don’t want back because it’s the same ones that created this mess. And with Austen...we’re still working through what happened that night.
simon-devereaux:
It all depends on if she willingly did the things she did or not, I don’t make the rules nor do I really care. Doing what we do is what I was born for, so I don’t understand why either of you would be upset about it in the first place.
I’m not going to train you if that’s what you’re wanting to do. I don’t have the patience for it.
I’m still a little foggy on those details, but it’s a silent rule that I wasn’t supposed to ask anyway. Well, for anyone who wasn’t born for it and and knew something beyond this life, shoving a gun in a kid’s hand isn’t normal. That’s the upsetting part.
I already have a trainer, but those may be few and far between with the separate borders. Just let me shadow when you’re not in the field, you won’t even know I’m there. No talking, no teaching, just watching.
judas-langley:
I doubt it, Ken did partially name her child after me– so I think I’m okay. You do realize that you tend to put your foot in your mouth when you talk to her and you’re not really on her ignore list right? You still have the tendency to talk first think later, and no amount of training is going to get that out of you. That’s not jealousy I hear, is it?
Then I guess being her child’s uncle means very little, got it. Maybe, but also, the whole foot in mouth thing is just me tirelessly defending my grown adult choice to do what I thought was best for myself and what I needed at the time. You’re really asking if I’m jealous of somebody like Simon is levels above my skillset? No. Do I hate knowing I won’t be thrown any missions and itch for the next lesson at every possible second? Yes. I have Austen, won’t take it for granted again, but I don’t feel like the same person I was before banishment.
simon-devereaux:
Maybe because this life isn’t for everyone and she wanted to keep you from it like any normal sibling would? Not that hard to figure out her reasoning. Why does it feel like you have me put on a pedestal right now, Wyatt? I’m not a celebrity or legend, I just do my job.
Isn’t that a logic applied to both parties, Simon? My sister worked for Morrigan doing god knows what and I had to act like I was okay with it when I wasn’t. You aren’t a god I’m worshiping, I’m just saying that I could learn a thing or two watching you in action. To do what you do isn’t technically something to celebrate when you’re sticking a knife through someone’s eye.
judas-langley:
Much to your sister’s dismay, I believe if it weren’t for the induced labor of your nephew, she would have stabbed me. Yes, you do, but I won’t collect for a while– not unless there’s something that comes along that I need you for, especially with us having different factions now.
She might still theoretically stab you for training my ass, Langley, I’m forever on her ignore list. So, I’ll just be stuck in Hedgestone waiting for the day you come knocking at the door in need of my services. I mean, I’ll be sitting around collecting dust on the shelf when Morrigan already has a master class assassin at her beck and call anyway.
simon-devereaux:
Hmm… no.
You do realize that you’re family with someone considered an assassin or else Judas wouldn’t have brought Kendra into the house, so I’m not the first assassin you’ve met.
Such a buzzkill.
Yeah, yeah, Kendra does technically count which only really sparks a reminder of my confusion why she’s still pissed at me. No, though, you’re like the stuff of legends. The major leagues.
simon-devereaux:
No.
Sure, if that’s what you think this is.
Please? I rarely say please nowadays.
I thought we established that this already was. Listen, this isn’t just about the Sommers. You’re, like, the first assassin I’ve met outside of Judas.
judas-langley:
However far and few they are, they’re still there. Every one of us has their own devil and they’re very much human rather than the theoretical red goat man. I guess, in your case I’m your devil– you wouldn’t have been brought into the fold otherwise.
True wickedness is in the hearts of men. Suppose you are, in a way, however it doesn’t negate the fact that you saved my life. You gave me a purpose, and yeah, I no longer have the whole reason why I began my training in the first place...but you still haven’t come collecting your favor yet. I still owe you, Judas.
simon-devereaux:
You’re an idiot.
Alright, now, say that once more with feeling.
Love this bonding moment.
simon-devereaux:
Remove ‘probably’ and then it’s not as mysterious anymore. Then you’re okay with me shooting you or stabbing you, or both, since we’re… amigos.
Loving childhood you had, wasn’t it? I’ll be shot at and stabbed eventually in the long run, any of the sort from you will be like our Sunday family dinners. Just boys being dudes.
simon-devereaux:
I doubt you’d be so keen to be any sort of relation to me if you knew what it actually takes to be a ‘brother’ of mine.
Don’t think I don’t listen to the rumors of your probably quite brutal as it’s mysterious past training. Makes me quake. Even then, I would still hold an esteemed honor as amigos.
judas-langley:
Almost. Oh, I know. There’s always something out there that’s worse than before, and I think we can all hope to die of old age, but knowing us and our line of work and those we care for… that’s something that can only be done by bargaining to the devil.
Right, even you have your limits. I can really only count on one hand how many people reach their golden years and even, it’s as rare as a unicorn. Do you think you’ve bargained with the devil, Judas? I feel like I have in a way.
judas-langley:
How generous of you.
I guess I’ll just have to use my vast powers to get you cupcakes while you rot away in your faction. You do your teacher proud, but Austen and Casey are strong in their own right and they didn’t survive this long in St. Cascadia to be put down by an earthquake– that’s what I tell myself.
Not all of us can cross the borders as he so pleases or pretty much does what he wants, how I’m almost envious. I’m on my way to teacher’s pet. If it isn’t an earthquake, something worse will come along and finish the job, you know? Personally, I hope that’s natural old age which seems rare.
simon-devereaux:
Inevitable is a little strong of a word, Wyatt. I’m not exactly a traditional partner, if you’d even call me that. So… no.
True, our relationships aren’t traditional, but we’re honorary brothers by everything other than law. So, pretty much, yeah.