Life is funny

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[retrogaydad-deactivated20190324]

being bisexual and having different feelings when ur attracted to guys than when u are to girls is so hard to explain bc being attracted to a guy is like “ah” and being attracted to a girl is like “oo” but that doesn’t make any sense to anyone but me

[simondestroud]

Is there anyone else who feels so happy for two people in a public relationship that when the two break up its like a puppy just died in a movie and it stays with you for several days?

[simondestroud]

To all the depressed people

Realize there is someone out there who is depressed to see you in so much pain. Comfort them they need help as much as you.

[simondestroud]

Something hurts more than anything else. It’s when you love someone and that never changes... but they don’t love you anymore.

[simondestroud]

Losing myself anyways

It seems to me like the worst thing you can realize is that you lost yourself in a relationship. And that this has happened more than once

[oe9]

does anyone else secretly have that “i liked it before it was cool” complex but wont admit it

[whataboutsargeantcrunch]

it’s more along the lines of “you guys were fucking making fun of me for liking this before it was cool” kinda complex

[anglophile-rin]

Also a “I super excitedly tried to show this to you years ago and you brushed it off and now you think you introduced it to me and that is infuriating” kinda complex

[simondestroud]

Remembering moments lost where you were unlike anyone else in the world.

[fuks]

[theapatheticstag]

This was wild

[simondestroud]

The coordination is insane

[smeliot-deactivated20220528]

i remember in 6th grade public school one of my friends in the class used the word “bungalow” as often as possible and every time he needed to say “house” or “home” he swapped it for “bungalow” and me and the rest of the class thought it was so fucking funny.

so everyone in the class started using it too like saying “I brought my lunch from the bungalow today” or whatever and the teachers HATED IT.

it started getting out of hand when we were learning about the presidents and we often needed to say “the White House” so of course we would say “the White Bungalow” and the teacher was so furious and then there was a ban on the word and if anyone said it they were sent to the office and I remember the kid who started all the bullshit one time got in trouble for something petty like sharing his homework and the teacher said that she was going to call home to him mom and he just stood up and cried out “No, ms_____! Please don’t call home!”

and there was this huge silence because he just raised his voice at the teacher

and then a huge smile spread across his face and he said

“call bungalow instead.”

and I swear the whole class rioted it was amazing

[weagueofwegends-blog]

Black Rose Leblanc by ArtNotHearts

[simondestroud]

Such a cool skin idea

[cheese24k]

For some reason a bird speaking Japanese is mildly off putting.

> Literal translation

Bird:” ‘Uhm Hello, this is the Ono family.”

Bird: “What’s wrong?”

Owner: “Abe-chan, you’re a little too early. Once the phone’s picked up, then properly say hello.”

Bird: “Okay, understood.”

Owner: “Do you really understand? I’m counting on you. Hello, this is the Ono family residence in Gifu.”]

Bird: “Okay, I understand!”

Owner: “Got it.”

> That’s clearly some sort of Pokemon.

> Off-putting? It’s like birds were meant to speak Japanese!

> For some reason it’s never occurred to me that birds can mimic languages other than English. It’s so cool, though!

[simondestroud]

Freaky

[always--wishing]

So I haven’t posted any photos of me in forever.. and since I did my eyeshadow like this for the first time ever today (AND IT TURNED OUT SO WELL) and I felt super gorgeous, I thought hey! Let’s share my face! So here’s my face. I apologize for so many photos, but I take a bunch when I feel pretty. I am currently trying to grow my hair out, so it is cut a little differently than I am use to (and probably what y’all are use to) pretty soon I’ll look like Agent Scully!

[simondestroud]

I’m so happy to have such a beautiful girlfriend :)