[weavemama]

cat hate is just so…….. embarrassing

[moontxt]

people who hate cats for being “cold” or “mean” never learned emotional intelligence or depth and think that love is only expressed by being submissive and unconditionally obedient

[whitepeopletwitter]

[simonedenise]

I love you To Infinity and Beyond! Happy Anniversary to my favorite adventure buddy! Cheers 🥂 to many more years! This time next year we’ll be married 😱😱😱😍 #toinfinityandbeyond #2years #engayged #anniversary https://www.instagram.com/p/B2gC7PZAbrQSu6e2oMgAvQOChDT0lfb29krstE0/?igshid=tf2xp46hx5ef

[kiwipeel]

why they gotta play abba in grocery stores………………. what kind of cruel torment is that…………. you can’t just put me, a gay, in a public area where literally every single human has to visit … and play voulez-vous.. what am i meant to do?? NOT go berserk?? NOT give in to the most primal desires to dance and sing etched into my gay ass bones?? YOU EXPECT ME to sit here and browse tinned peaches with fucking ABBA playing through shitty tinny ass public speakers?? 

[libraloving]

[kalbindenoperim]

[simonedenise]

One year from today (366 days to be exact for all you leap year babies) I get to marry my best friend! And as a treat here’s my favorite picture from when we first started dating! So very excited for this new adventure with my favorite adventure buddy! 🦖 #countdowntoido💍 #kirkrioswedding https://www.instagram.com/p/B1KvmpnACg7LMlVYiF7hXEJxYLC5otm8PtgLH80/?igshid=m0smlmaajoam

[dailynaomiscott]

New Charlie’s Angels poster

[ziraseal]

Elizabeth Banks gets the female gaze, man. She… she just gets it, man. 

[intricities]

She also gets the female gays

[bob-belcher]

Grey’s Anatomy, Love the One You’re With (S09E03)

[michaxl]

you dont like the word breast??? ok we’re having chicken boobs for dinner

[justintimerblake]

you know you have hit your lowest point of being low when you start procrastinating your showers

[crap-im-gay]

“what would you tell your 12 year old self?”

me: aye you a lesbian homie

[idealum]

good taste in music makes people so attractive

[kristina100000]

lets bring back romanticism im tired of trying to be rational. were all dumb and we all want love

[thegoodvybe]

anxiety is the most silently painful experience. it makes no sense and you sit there alone and suffer for a unknown reason. you can’t explain it. you can’t stop it. It is horrible.

[bluebeardswiife]

it’s just me and my four hundred unread books against the world i guess

[coffeebuddha]

[sterling-why-deactivated2019052]

Absolutely tear apart “I’m being forced to marry this woman” jokes. I hate them so fucking much. Do you know how much of a let down it is to see the person you love and share so much with turn around and rag on you to your friends as “the ol’ ball and chain”? Imagine trusting and respecting someone so much that you’re willing to commit your life to a union with them, and meanwhile they’re talking about how their life could only get worse if they were married to you. Destroy the idea that a man’s life is best when he’s a player, and that his life is “over” once he allows a woman into it. Destroy the idea that all women are controlling, horrible bridezillas. How disenchanting it is to see so many people shit all over the love between two people.

Respect your fucking wife. If you can’t do that, don’t get married.