Primadonna

~ Swedish Diamond ~

[jettestblack-deactivated2017080]

[baetology]

man they can sing

[jeniphyer]

The harmony is flawless

[blackfemmejeanvaljean]

this is so pure

[castiel--for--king]

Four dudes put baby goat on pedastle, feed him snacks and sing to him about himself. I think this is the best and most pure thing I have ever witnessed

[jezebel-adventures]

“Eat what ya got”

[mxlabradorite]

The bleating is what gets me every time.

[submissive-puppet-deactivated20]

Honestly best thing I’ve seen all day!!!!🐐 Those voices though!!! 😱😱😍😍😍😍

[submissive-puppet-deactivated20]

I will NEVER stop reblogging this. I’ve caught myself singing this at random times 😂😍

[disgustinganimals]

We never found out whose goat that is.

[iamnotsebastianstan-archive-dea]

i was at the doctors today and there was a guy sitting behind me with his baby, and the baby starts crying in its pram and the guy just stands up, faces the kid and says “Come on now, don’t cry, you’re better than that”

[iamnotsebastianstan-archive-dea]

also, someone else asked him how old his baby was and he said without even a moments hesitation, “he’s 36 he’s just got a height problem” and I’ve only just come to terms with the fact I’ll never say something that funny in my life

[therealraewest]

It high-key sounds like you stumbled in halfway through a comedy about a dude who’s friend got magicked into a baby

[icantgetnoselfactualization]

[runwithskizzers]

i laughed way harder at this than i should have

[saltnburned]

[illegalsoma]

DONT TRUST GUYS THAT WEAR LEATHER JACKETS YOU WILL FALL IN LOVE AND YOU WILL DIE

[kaity--did]

[slightmood]

“hey i’m really full do you want the rest of my-”

[useless-swedenfacts]

just scandinavian problems

the dk/n/s descriptions 

[useless-swedenfacts]

“chaos in the courtroom – prosecutor got hot chocolate thrown at them”

aftonbladet™, delivering high quality news to everyone

[useless-swedenfacts]

the swedish aesthetic: lagom 

[useless-swedenfacts]

årets skumtomtesmak är gröt & kanel. Jag lider.

ät dina gröt och kanel skumtomtar och skölj ner m en loka med smak av kanel och gröt, 

och varför inte prova dessa nya chips med smak av dragon ingefära och mannagrynsgröt ?

[useless-swedenfacts]

swedish is a beautiful language

“Axel vad händer” = Axel what is happening

“Axel vad händer” = shoulder calf hands

[slightly-bovverd]

If you ever feel bad about taking a longer time than someone else to accomplish the same things, just remember that during the 1912 Stockholm Olympics Japanese marathon runner Shizo Kanakuri passed out in a garden party along the marathon route and, instead of notifying race officials of his inability to finish the race, he went back to Japan without telling anyone and was considered a missing person by the Swedish authorities for 50 years.

He didn’t finish the race until 1967 when a Swedish television station offered to help him complete the run, and he finished with a final time of 54 years, 8 months, 6 days, 5 hours, 32 minutes and 20.379 seconds.

[useless-swedenfacts]

what if swedes suddenly started to be as patriotic on tumblr as americans 

[useless-swedenfacts]

[useless-swedenfacts]

in sweden u can be named this:

shoulder (axel)

bear (björn)

knot (knut)

path (stig)

rock (sten)

day (dag)

brother (bror)

life (liv)

[useless-swedenfacts]

is sweden even a real country what the fuck all i know about you guys are the memes and kottbullar???

kottbullar 

[kathybethterry]

[marinafrootella]

“Savages”