Welcome To Fuck Or Die Night At Applebees

They/them 23 I’d fuck an alien but only if they wanted to

[hooved]

[t4tspock]

Secretary (2002) but it’s Mirror Universe Spock & Jim, okay gn

[peach-pot]

trans guy who doesn’t realize he’s turning into a werewolf because he assumes it’s all just normal side effects of starting testosterone

[peach-pot]

trans girl who doesn’t realize she’s turning into a vampire because she assumes it’s all just normal side effects of starting estrogen

[peach-pot]

post paused, let’s talk about this now

[grimtrespasser]

[lakemojave]

My favorite thing when I describe something really mundane I do and someone replies that they also do that is to then go "wow...we have so much in common..."

[cacklingskeleton]

damn thats crazy i also do that

[lakemojave]

You will never be like me, bitch.

[cacklingskeleton]

[lustcannibalism]

computer play creep by radiohead, loud enough to kill

[lustcannibalism]

I DON'T BELOOOOONG HERE

[markscherz]

Look at this muppet (Paradoxophyla sp., maybe a new species? we aren't sure yet). Just look at his hilarious face. This is not the face a frog is supposed to have. What are you doing with that NOSE?¿?¿?

[lizardsfromspace]

Mods are asleep post that picture from Reddit where someone has the Voyager arcade game in their kitchen

[heyguysitseddie]

[chillyfeetsteak]

[skeezels]

Chalk is squids road.

[communismlives]

[steampunktendencies]

19th-century vis-à-vis conversation chair from France. Two back-to-back seats angled face to face so people could talk close up without turning their bodies or messing up their posture. A Victorian-era favorite for fancy parlors. Let bourgeois folks chat, flirt a little, all while staying proper on those stiff sofas. Solid wood frame, deep cushions, carved details. Total parlor game-changer back then. Still looks sharp today.

[jessaerys]

i think it's beautiful that cats eat you if you die in your apartment and nobody finds you for a while. i don't know why it's used as anti-kitty cat propaganda as if eating you means they don't love u. if i died and no one found me for a while i would want my kitty cat to eat me bc i love her so much and i don't want her to starve. it's not her fault i'm too dead to give her her fancy feasts. she's going thru something scary ok. i don't know a single cat owner who doesn't feel the same way

[nibeul]

everyday white women complain about weaponized incompetence with men and everyday they turn around and do the exact same thing to poc

[nibeul]

“I didn’t know what xyz meant!!” why on earth would you repeat it then without looking it up first if you didn’t know the meaning. google is right there you can use it.

“How am I supposed to learn if you don’t educate me?” once again, Google is at your fingertips, use it for the love of god.

“Well I can’t find any sources on [this topic]” found four within a minute, you just want poc to do the labor for you.

“Being mean doesn’t mean you’re right!” “You’re just aggressive!” “Well if you don’t want to have an ~civil~ conversation..” “You’re overemotional” do y’all even hear yourselves. Like do you never stop to think that maybe, just maybe the shit you’re parroting sounds a little familiar?

[ciqqy]

I will lock in tomorrow like nobody has ever locked in before

[ciqqy]

[misscromwellsmonocle]

The Lazy Italian Girl (1757) by Jean Baptiste Greuze

[beelzebuf0]

[hagiomoto]

You’ll likely see many more American officials quitting their positions in the coming days and saying they oppose the war with Iran, blaming Israel as the conflict continues.

Don’t get confused—this is not Israel’s war; it has always been an American war. These officials oppose it mainly because it makes the US look bad and weakens its ability to act as the world’s police.

Israel does not control the US. The US allows Israel to exist. If worse comes to worst, the US would likely cut Israel off and prop another to preserve its own power and dominance in the region.

[depsidase]

[aphrostiel]

the enterprise's fabulous duo