The Goofball

Simon Russo Hellooooo, internet! The Goofball

[simonrusso]

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Lulu: Oh my god! Is there a Criminal minds episode about kidnapping a famous person through a dating app? That's so crazy specific!

Simon: NO! But there could be! There's plenty of those crime shows where a crazed fan killed their idol! Those "If I can't have them, nobody can!" kind of things are Too Real! And there are episodes where people track people through their phones from apps or sites they visited, so it could happen! I will not be victim to that kind of Breakthrough Breakdown, Lu!

[simonrusso]

MASS TEXT | Sucky

Lucky: That's my job, man!

Simon: Well, you're good at your job! I'm already excited to come to set every day, I don't want to be on my toes! I'm not a nimble man, man! You're a success. Know that if you ever want to slip me a script early, I would not object, lol.

[simonrusso]

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Lulu: The best part about being a writer is that instead of wondering why no one's ever written a short about sending the perfect first message to send on Bumble, I can just write it myself. Except I still haven't figured out what to send out on Bumble for MYSELF yet, so I'm stuck in a pit of my own making. HELP.

Simon: Man I wish I could help, but things like Bumble terrify me. I'm so afraid I'm going to match(???) with a superfan and they're going to track my phone and then like, keep me in their basement or something so I know nothing about how it works. I wish I was kidding but I have seen too many episodes of Criminal Minds for that to not be a legitimate first thought that runs in the back of my mind all the time, lol.

[simonrusso]

MASS TEXT | Sucky

Lucky: This two-parter episode is gonna be such a blast to film, y’all! I’m so lit about it! And if you think this is exciting, just wait for the midseason finale.~~~

Simon: You give me more anxiety than Scout. I need you to know that.

[latenights]

so annoying when ppl are like “ur always laughin” “u laugh at everything” “its not that funny” like OK sorry i’m a happy person why u bitter

[simonrusso]

MASS TEXT | Simple

Temple: Uhhh caramel is GREAT. Only second to peanut butter. Gimme gimme gimme.

Simon: Truth! But now I want peanut butter so are they really? You don't go with the number 2 draft pick when the number 1 is a viable option, T! But they're all yours!

[simonrusso]

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Temple: Well if they're pocket-lint M&Ms, are they really worth it??? The answer is yes, M&Ms are always worth it lol. One question though: regular or peanut? Or peanut BUTTER?

Simon: Ayyy! There's the right attitude! Fuck, I wish they were peanut butter now. They're caramel. :(

[simonrusso]

If you had to describe your character on Breakthrough using only other television characters, who would you choose?

Oh man, I’m gonna say if you mixed Scott and Stiles from Teen Wolf and Chandler and Joey from Friends, then added a splash of Zack from Saved By The Bell, you’d get Luca.

[simonrusso]

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Temple: In my room, feeling and looking like a goblin. But you're truly the best

Simon: I know. 😘 Does it have to be one or the other? Maybe I've just spent so much time around you, I know when to be prepared.

[simonrusso]

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Temple: When you're on your period, the last thing you want is a bunch of screaming teens in your ear. :/

Temple: First person to drop some Advil off at my room gets dinner on me all weekend!

Simon: Oh man, sorry, T, that's gotta suck.

Simon: Where you at? I've got Advil and M&M's with your name on 'em.

[gameandwatch-deactivated2013043]

i remember way too many small details about people so i have to act dumb sometimes so i don’t freak them out

[dilaurnts]

[robertpattinson]

[otro-estupido-ser-humano]

There will always be those who want to tell you who you are based on your name or the blood in your veins. Do not let other people decide who you are. Decide for yourself.

Cassandra Clare, City of Heavenly Fire (via sevenwrites)