kainkoon

kain || he/him || commissions are open in dm || || I'll set up my alt blog soon. I prommy ||

[kainkoon]

How are you always so hot and sexy?

I haven't a clue, must be the genetics

[xx-emowarz-xx]

I think the marketing failure around Jennifer's Body is an enormous part of what makes it such a brilliant master class film. You market this film with these male gazey shots of the current Hollywood sex symbol, you make it seem like a pseudo lesbian soft core porno, you then bring all these men who just want to goon to Megan Fox into the theatre. You sit them down. They're ready to watch the extended cut of her scene in bad boys. And instead you subject them to what rape feels like for women. You force these misogynistic straight men who came to the theater to get their rocks off to watch Megan Fox get shoved into the back of a van, taken to a remote location, and ritualistically sacrificed in a way where any idiot can tell it's a metaphor for sexual assault but which no one would find sexy, and then you make them watch her go to her best friend's house and throw up black bile all over the place. You make her gross and unsexy and in pain. And then you make it gay for real in a way that straight men have a hard time comprehending let alone fetishizing.

If you're a capitalist it's a terrible marketing decision but if you're a feminist and a troll it's the most brilliant move anyone has ever made.

[smolestboop]

ultron has daddy issues, no wonder bro is evil smh

[k1tk4ttt]

[izzyhill]

[camiekahle-deactivated20190815]

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

[macncheese-blog]

I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS FOR SEVEN YEARS

DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW HARD IT IS TO ?????

[pinkifingers]

That last fatal scream tho

[flawlessputaa-deactivated201610]

THE TERROR IN HIS SCREAM OH GOSH

[piss-pirate]

[chillyfeetsteak]

i’m crying

[smore-692-deactivated20170712]

WAAA-

[veritashopian]

I will always reblog this on the off chance some other poor soul has been searching for it

[molten-by-determination-deactiv]

IT’S BACK

[llibratin-deactivated20170617]

HOYL SHIT ITS B A CK

[not-a-recommended-url]

IT’S BACK?? ON MY DASH?

[keymageheartfilia]

re-blogging again xD

[lionowlonao3]

what was that we were just saying about still having posts circulating from ridiculous numbers of years ago? 😂

[calliopeprelude]

and she’s right

[pukicho]

heafache.

[pukicho]

you evil evil freaks will reblog anything

[ghostingharudraws]

"they're not canon!"

girl idc you wouldn't have survived in the rise of the brave tangled dragons era like come on

[kainkoon]

REAL ONES KNOW

[riverstoddtbh]

Ah yes…Impregnable one of my fav superheroes!!

[getlost0p]

I think it’s time to post this

They’re so dear to me

[moringmark]

[runcibility]

I liked this post, scrolled for like another minute before I went “SHIT FUCK SHIT” and scrolled back to reblog it

[quadriviummuse]

I always reblog this one when I see it on my dash. When someone posts their own art, writing, or music here they are really hoping you will share it.

[memewhore]

[calico-mia]

Reproductive rights do not begin and end with pregnancy contexts. I'm vaguing a post here, but like.

Trans women suffer reproductive abuse, especially in medical contexts. I was forced to freeze reproductive material when I was 12, being told I would "have to be a man" (words of my doctor) if I didn't visit a fertility clinic. My very first sexual experience of my body was googling how to masturbate at age 12, all because a CIS MALE doctor withheld my access to estrogen unless I froze sperm.

Like. Reproductive rights are much wider than just pregnancy rights. To imply that reproductive rights and reproductive abuse begin and end in pregnancy contexts is transmisogyny! Trans women suffer reproductive abuse at huge scales!

[calico-mia]

here is the post im vaguing about:

Like. It would be fine if the post said "pregnancy rights" or something similar- but no, it explicitly and clearly says reproductive rights. It explicitly and clearly says that trans women ("people who can't get pregnant") should be excluded from final discussion of reproductive rights.

I shouldn't have to say but this is extremely transmisogynistic: even aside from the example above from my own life, in most of the world transsexual women are still forcibly sterilised in order to transition. We are still forced, non-consensually, to give up our reproductive rights to have or not have children, in favour of the State or the Medical Establishment making that decision.

It is vile and deeply transmisogynistic to imply trans women shouldn't have a say in discussion of reproductive rights- specifically the most general term. Gaaah.

[certifiedsexed]

ID: A screenshot of a cropped post reading: ""Men shouldn't get a say in reproductive rights." Bad, exclusionary, ignores that there are men who can get pregnant and women who cannot. Encourages a lack of discussion and empathy.

"People who can't get pregnant should not get final say in reproductive rights." Good, inclusive, covers all potential spectrums of gender and sex without equating women = pregnant person and vice versa. Encourages discussion and understanding while still putting control in the hands of those most affected by the legislation."

[p1ss]

[ejacutastic]

I DIDN’T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL

[biszumletzten]

Stop says the red light, go says the green

Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between. 

KNEEL, SAYS THE DEMON LIGHT WITH ITS EYE OF COAL  SAURON KNOWS YOUR LICENSE PLATE  AND STARES INTO YOUR SOUL

[demonsnakes-deactivated20160829]

THIS IS ALWAYS FUNNY

[brightlotusmoon]

@irritatedlifeguard I agree with your tags.

[spaceycat]

i've come onto tumblr to say that im inlove with him, in the new episodes of dispatch they NEED to let this man be fucked good... but they wont, sigh.

[thegallicshrug]

They lure you in with swagless looks and cringefail personality and then make you watch as they put him in a blender

[beybuniki]

and I obviously focus on the present positives of their dynamic but I have so many thoughts on their past and future too *explodes*