WELCOME TO MY BRAIN.

[bob-belcher]

[urbnite]

[tamper]

[neckkiss]

Love & Other Drugs (2010)

[hirxeth]

[versaversa]

[jasonptodd]

Pet: *falls asleep* Me: *lies down in front of them, gets three inches from their face, and stares at them for 30 minutes*

[serenosky-deactivated20250311]

“Yes, at times we may need to work at jobs we don’t particularly like, selling our souls for money to live on. But keep that dream and passion alive that you would like to see on the horizon somewhere. And if you’ll ever reach it you will be so thankful you held on and didn’t bury your dreams in the black hole of empty materialistic living.”

— the “Lonely Traveller” novels, Sereno Sky (via hippieseurope)

[cekmeyencekmece]

[twerklina]

[paprika]

OMG

[lohver]

you only get 782 chances with me bitch i don’t tolerate shit

[barbiebaphometx]

🙄

[ellaenchanted2004-deactivated20]

[chekhov]

In fifth grade we were making little clay statues and mine came out shitty so I left a big air pocket in it so it would explode when the teacher put it in the kiln and it exploded so hard it destroyed ten other kids’s statues and they were all on the verge of tears I thought it was really funny I still do

[jigglypuffsvevo]

sees cat being naughty and scoops him up: This is a disciplinary hug. Do not derive joy from it.

naughty cat: purrs loudly

[beefluff]

wants to love cat and scoops her up: This is because I love you!! This is because I love you!! Thi-

cat: growls loudly

[screwyouandrew]

Wait I never realised I wasn’t the only one

[kristenbouchard]

[jeliyfish]