Beautiful flowers eventually wither and fall

Indie Roleplay blog for Koujaku from Dramatical Murder. Mun is underage, but NSFW content will be present. M!A: None! Read my rules page, please!

[simperingsparrow]

“It’s.. Been a while. Is anyone still active?”

[simperingsparrow]

Okay, so.. Depending on how the rest of my night goes, as well as closely monitoring my physical condition- I may be going to the hospital. I had a plan for suicide and acted on it, but I’m fine- at least I’m pretty sure. Most likely, I’ll be going to the hospital to get things checked out and to get hospitalized. I could be gone for a week-two weeks, or possibly even a month. It all depends on how drastic my emotions are. 

I’ll be back online when I can- but for now, nobody worry. I’m safe.

[xiingese-deactivated20180111]

                       ❛  don’t worry about it. one of the servants will surely fix it sooner or later. out of forty children, things do get hectic around here. the youngerlings LOVE to break things.  ❜         A smile pulled on his lips, leaning back against his seat, letting his attention focus on the other. Ling did need a break here and there from work— just for the sake of his outside life, importantly friends.                   ❛  how have you been?  ❜

[simperingsparrow]

“Nonetheless, I still get nervous. My apologies.”

He chuckles softly once more, relaxing a bit himself. He liked to meet new people, especially people like Ling. He wa s anice guy, definitely someone Koujaku would hang out with often.

“Ah- I have been okay. THings have been different here, but I feel as if I am becoming more accustomed to life here in Xing. I still do not know the language, however..”

[xiingese-deactivated20180111]

                            ❛  yes, it has been a while. crystal clear, friend !  ❜

[simperingsparrow]

“Ah, I think I have broken your door- I’ll be sure to fix that at some point or another.”

He makes his way over to Ling, seating himself close.  Making sure his sword was off of his back, he sends a smile in Ling’s direction.

“I hope that won’t be too much trouble.”

[xiingese-deactivated20180111]

                      ❛  ah— hello !! ❜

[simperingsparrow]

There goes the door. He literally just bashed it in.

“I haven’t seen you in a while. I trust you understand me, yeah?”

[simperingsparrow]

“Oi, hello Ling!”

@xiingese

[extra-spicy-meme-juice]

                    Jacksepticeye Sentence Starters!                                            (Some NSFW)

Typical conversation starters:

 "Don’t trust anyone, because everybody is a douchebag.“

“That shit is so deep, Adele could roll in it.”

“That’s not even a word, I’m making up words now, just to describe

how terrible my life is!”

“I have no idea what I’m doing…”

“Mama’s pissed right now…”

“I wish I could crush my neighbors with a wall…”  

“I don’t know why, but why the fuck not?”

“Look at the shadow…that is terrifying.”

“Don’t say things you’ll regret…don’t say things people can make fun of you over.”

“Oh, that is kinda clever…also kinda annoying.” 

“I demand wine. Wine!”

“Shh, no tears, only dreams now.”

“Something’s up, I can tell.”

“I’m complementing you, not trying to get into your pants…”

“ I’ve been eating pretzels, they’re so good. Have you ever just opened a bag of salty pretzels and you can’t stop eating them? They’re sooooo good. I want to make love to them…you heard nothing!”

Annoyed/Angry:

“I actually don’t like seeing you that happy, could you be a little sadder, please?”

“I can barley hear you over the sound of how dead you are!”

“Could you just stop for five fucking minutes?” 

“All I did was kiss your wife…”

“You son of a dick!’

"Go fuck yourself!”

“Go stick your head in a dick!”

“Die, you mother fucker!”

“That’s bull to the shit!“

"I don’t like five, five can go to hell.”

“Shut up, I’m talking!”

“Hey! Wake up so I can kill you!”

“Oh yeah, that’s great….I’m so happy you’re talking to me…”

“Here take the phone, it’s your physiatrist, he says you’re an annoying asshole.”

NSFW:

 "Rome wasn’t built in a day…and neither were babies.“ 

"SURPRISE BUTT SEX!”

“Do you mind if I fab?”

“They’re doing the hover hug.” “___, you lookin’ good!”

“You guys need a sex swing.”

“I’ll finger you, see what happens…”

“Did you get that sweet goat ass?”

“That’s a boy…stop humping the ground.”

“Is this an erotic statue of two men mud wrestling?”

“Should I slap the girl on the ass when she comes out?”

“Why don’t you take me out to dinner first, before you decide to fuck me?!”

Random:

“I’m getting smacked with my own snake!”

“Look at these plus one biceps!”

“I’m a pretty little flower!”    “Oh, Jesus Christ, I do have the force!”

“That shouldn’t have worked, but it did.”

“I’M A MOTHER FUCKING DRAGON!" 

"I like it, how you can see through all the windows." 

"I came here for the same reason people go to the zoo.”

“That is a nice cauldron, a very fucking nice cauldron…”

“So…how you creepy bastards doin’?”

“This is not gonna be my first time in the bathroom with a goat in my lifetime, and last time was just as fucking magical." 

"You guys are yelling and I want ice cream!”

“Um…hello? Yeah, I’m here with two crazy people. Please get me out of here!”

[therealjacksepticeye]

Worlds beat pickup lines

If you would be so kind as to reblog this if you feel insecure about your writing skills.

[veriteko]

Hey sinners

Y’all deserve to know which layer of Hell you’re going to

Take the Dante’s Inferno test here and tag your results so we can find out who sins the hardest

[doriimer]

就算整个世界都背叛了你, 我还是会站在你的背后.

Even if the whole world betrayed you, I will still stand behind you.

[simperingsparrow]

-snorts-

Apparently, according to the Dante’s inferno test, I belong in the 8th level of hell. Am I really that bad?

[simperingsparrow]

6

Aaaa.. Where should I even begin?

I don’t remember how we met, frankly. But does it really matter? You’re such a great friend to me. Whenever some of my other friends and my ‘sister’ couldn’t be there, you always were. I hate the fact that we don’t talk as much as we should!

Your roleplaying skills are beautiful, and the way that you portray them.. I can always honestly hear their voice when you write! Not only that, but the kindness that you show to me is just.. Wow. You’re sweet, gentle, and pretty- with that spicy little kick that everyone loves. The way you talk is cheerful, and I honestly love it. You’re such a great person.

Honestly, I could write a novel on how much I care about you. On how amazing of a person you are. Whenever I’m having a rough time, I know I can always come to you for laughs and headcanon sharing, sometimes even a call filled with giggles and whispered secrets. Nothing bad, of course! You seem to understand me as a person, which is good, because I’m honestly not the best. 

Did I ever mention that you’re just great?

Please, talk to me more! I love when we talk, and you never cease to keep me amused and comforted. I hope that you feel the same when we speak. 

[simperingsparrow]

BY MY SIDE - Itou Kanako

Here’s a rough-ish translation of the song. I’m putting it under a cut so that people who don’t want to see it can scroll past easily.

When the night falls, The neon colors dress the city And I fall into the pain, Sorrow has carved marks into me.

Soon, I will devour an unstoppable whirlwind of anger But before that is the light of your smile.

I was terrified of my warm thoughts overflowing, But they were destroyed by your hands. I just stand by your side Attempting to protect the only you.

Even in rough times, the deep blue sea remains tranquil. Observe without alienating the scarred sorrow within.

Wrapping up all of my pain, I'm missing the old days. After all of this time, your smile has never changed.

With these hands, I try to reach for the oath that I made within my heart. From now, with these eyes, I stay by your side just to watch over you.

I cling to the thoughts that overflow with warmth, Because they were destroyed by your hands.

With these hands, I try to reach for the oath that I made within my heart. From now, with these eyes, I stay by your side just to watch over you.

[dragonroleplaystarters]

Running Away/Abandonment Starters!

[flirttastic]

“Wait! Don’t go!” 

“Please, don’t leave…” 

“You can’t go!” 

“Where are you going to go, huh? There’s no where left for you.”

“Running away, again?” 

“Why are you out here so late…? Where are you going?” 

“I’ll come with you!” 

“I won’t let you leave!” 

“Why can’t we talk this through?” 

“Stop trying to outrun your problems!”

“And you think abandoning everything will solve it all?” 

“Stop! I won’t let you get away!” 

“I can’t stay here anymore, I’m sorry…”

“This place isn’t home to me, now.” 

“I—I have to go!” 

“Stop chasing me. You’re only running in circles.” 

[simperingsparrow]

{ Continued from here. } ( @aoriiyu )

He smiled faintly and gave Aoba a small kiss on the cheek, nuzzling against the younger male. Aoba had always been his saviour, whether he knew it or not. From all that happiness he gave him as a child, and even today.. He was grateful. He would forever be grateful.

“Besides.. You’ve always saved me from my darkest moments. For you, I am grateful.”

[ineffableboyfriends]

Koujaku and Aoba by me~. Trying out this coloring style and it’s a lot of fun!!

[simperingsparrow]

Guess who has a hangover and has to go to school. It me.