Sirius, turning to Peter: Stop calling yourself hot. We all damn well know that the only thing you can turn on is probably a microwave.

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@simpingforblack
Sirius, turning to Peter: Stop calling yourself hot. We all damn well know that the only thing you can turn on is probably a microwave.
Sirius, pretending to joke: So, when are you going to go out with me?
Remus: I don't know. When are you going to ask me out?
[Later]
James: And you just ran away?
Sirius: i didn't expect him to flirt back!!
James: Compliment me
Lily: You have eyes
James: Yeah, that works
James: Do you think different paints have different tastes?
Sirius: They do
Remus: ...Why did you say that with such certainty?
Remus, to Sirius: Your smile? It makes my day
Sirius, to Remus: Your happiness? I live for that
James: Room? Get one
Peter: Hotel? Trivago
James: Hold on, we can explain
McGonagall: Really? Can you now?
Sirius: We can if you give us a minute to think of a convincing lie
Remus: You know, James gives Lily flowers every day. I wish you'd do that too
Sirius: Okay
[Later]
Sirius: [gives Lily flowers]
Lily: ???
Sirius: I don't know I'm confused as well
Sirius Black, probably: The only straight I am is a straight-up badass.
Sirius: When I was young, I left a trail of broken hearts like a rockstar. I'm not proud of it.
Remus: You're kind of proud of it. You work it into a lot of conversations
Draco just wanted a friend
Draco: You have friends and I envy that
Harry: You're welcome to share my friends
Draco: *looks at Ron and Hermione*
Draco: I don't want those
Moony in silk pants
Remus: *is wearing silk pants* How does it look?
Sirius: Like it slips on and off really easily
Remus:
Sirius: No, I didn't mean it like that-
James: We know what you meant
Harry and Hermione core
Hermione: I hate to disagree with you, but-
Harry: Please, you love to disagree with me. Its your favourite thing to do.
Careful Sirius
Remus: Just be careful, Sirius
Sirius, heading out of the door: I'm always careful, Moony!
Sirius: Its everything around me that's careless
Seducible Moony
Remus: are you trying to seduce me?
Sirius: Why, are you seducible?
The Black brothers
Regulus: You gave me up, you let me down, you turned around and deserted me
Sirius: But did I make you cry?
Regulus: *cries at the spot*
Sirius: ....shit
Sirius simp era
Remus: I love murder mysteries
Sirius, trying to impress him: I've been a suspect in four murder cases
Wolfstar muggle adventures
Sirius: Have I ever told you that I love you with my whole heart?
Remus: For Merlin's sake, I am not taking you to McDonalds. Its 2 am!
Sirius: Mean.