AITA for eradicating the human race

Blog for people who like to taste the gasoline before they fill up their truck

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I lied I have 1 more thing to say about spider man

You know how Miles said "Que tal, tio?" to Miguel when they met? Miguel's brother is dead. How would he be an uncle? No wonder they got off on the wrong foot

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brave soldier boy tell ‘em

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jeff bezos is so boring. If I were a billionaire I’d spread propaganda that I was a dead alien god who came back through the internet

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by Xiao Zhang

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I used to think people with spoilers on their cars were idiots now I think if the spoiler isn’t bigger than the car they’re probably not even enjoying their drive

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Whatever it is that suggests the ads in your apps figured out I was goth and plus size and was like “Oh shit um, what have we got in her size?? Hand soap???”

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yousothelioma

[understands]

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god I can’t believe I forgot to train and fight

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Hey Phèdre, tell me about Joscelin!

Phèdre: Joscelin Verreuil is the North Star to me, the brightest in my sky, my sworn protector, the sunrise to my longest night, the most beautiful man I have ever seen and the one I have desired most, my miracle, with wheat-blonde hair and summer blue eyes and the sculptural physique of a marble statue

Wow, that’s great! Out of these 4 Cassilines, which one is Joscelin?

Phèdre: I have no idea

[simplekeikaku]

I know Ginko isn’t actually high af at all times but can you imagine how wild his job would be if he were

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If you have a byakugan can you see those colors that shrimp see?

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@stripedcrane thank you for believing in me but I’m not a person who gets notes

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new years eve!!! wooo!!! go crazy go wild! 🥳🥳🥳