Procrastination Towers @rubycaspar - Tumblr Blog

“He wanted to go home. He wanted it so much that he trembled at the thought. But if the price of that was selling good men to the night, if the price was filling those graves, if the price was not fighting with every trick he knew… Then it was too high.”

➽ Idris Elba old Vimes // John Boyega as young Vimes

robntunney

#that's it #that's the show

i-merani

stannisbaratheon

i posted this old as balls gifset ten years ago today

soaringsearingphoenix

Happy anniversary old as balls gifset

maeglinthebold

@meme-conservation

meme-conservation

We are pleased to note the continued survival of this meme to the point that it, too, is Old As Balls

oysters-aint-for-me

do me a favor and plz reblog with your five most recently used non-face, non-hand, non-heart emojis

#🥙☠️🎉

alhashimis

@schittscreekweek day 6 favorite quotes

booksbabybooks

😭😭😭 NGL, this one hurt

rubycaspar

Devastated

abigails-ear

Only been watching The Pitt for a few days but Mel King is THE best autistic character ever written in a medical drama. She doesn't "make connections no one else can" or "just see things differently" or any other Savant with Special Abilities stereotypical bullshit, she's a resident physician who's exactly as intelligent and capable as any other resident physician in the same year. She hates unnecessary yelling because it's loud and annoying, not because she's completely incapable of handling conflict. She usually keeps her stimming subtle enough to hide but sometimes she can't. She loves having a furry critter to pet. She accommodates an autistic patient by lowering the lights and closing the doors because she understands the sensory nightmare of an active medical setting. She speaks in a straightforward and honest way but she isn't an overtly rude inconsiderate asshole. She misses some jokes and takes things too literally on occasion but she does have a sense of humor and she is funny. She speaks up against misinformation and parent panic about autism and other developmental disabilities. She has emotions. She looks at a video of a lava lamp on her phone to chill. Doctor Mel King you have my entire heart

#I love her SO much #I literally scream if the slightest bad thing happens to her #the pitt

thesevenumbrellas

Lawyer: How would you like to handle the custody agreement?

Parent: I want my wife to take one of my infant daughters to the UK and I’ll take the other one and we will never see each other again.

Lawyer: You want to fucking what?

millenniallust4death

I’m paying to force seven thousand strangers to see a photo of my late husband having fun with his dog. Tumblr Blaze is totally worth it. XD

millenniallust4death

Thank-you to all of my new Internet stranger friends for being so gracious about having my post shoved onto your dashboards. I loved reading all of your kind tags and comments! Both Martin and Bosco have been gone for several years now but for 24 hours, they felt very present in my life. I greatly appreciate this gift. ❤️

xn3city

Reblog to have your dashboard be visited by the spirit of joy that death can end but not erase.

millenniallust4death

Thank you to everyone who commented in their tags or messaged me. Indeed, today is “Martin and Bosco Day”. I originally whimsically blazed this photo on 13 July 2022. I never expected Martin and Bosco to travel so far and make so many new friends. The experience has been such a gift for me.

innovadesexual

biocrafthero

firawren

Mr. Bennet: Sure, I haven't taken care of my daughters' financial security, but have I at least taken care of their education? No. But have I taken care of their emotional needs? Also no. But have I been a good protector and supervisor? I'm afraid not. However, have I been a good example for my children of being a kind and respectful spouse, parent, and all around human being? No again. But through it all, have I nailed being funny? Yes. And isn't that the most important role of a father after all?

bob-belcher

Happy International Women’s Day!

mutant-what-not

janeypievanas

Our favorite photo from when I was trying to get a Christmas-card worthy photo.

#scheduling this for next Xmas #lol

veil-of-exordia

confusing Odysseus and Orpheus is like confusing a liar and a lyre. send post

abalidoth

Looking back, Nobody found this funny.

sweetwithheatwriting

@copperbadge

copperbadge

I keep trying to come up with a pun in response to this but nothing is going to beat "Looking back, Nobody found this funny". Nothing is even going to touch that. All I can do is stand here and admire it.

mclennonyaoi

i hate australian people they need a dumb fucking nickname for every single word. can’t even get in a car accident without some australian asshole coming up to you and saying “oh gotcha self in a carblammy there aintcha mate” kill yourself and go to hell

mclennonyaoi