peractorum

"nessun maggior dolore che ricordarsi del tempo felice nella miseria" - DA

[genebelcher]

Threesome? No, thank you. If I wanna disappoint two people at once, I’ll just have dinner with my parents.

[iguanamouth]

i havent shaved my legs in a really long time and while i was babysitting my skirt edged up a bit and the seven year old i was watching said “ew you should shave that hairs not supposed to be there” and i said “well if its not supposed to be there then why does it grow there?” and he was really silent for a long time and then finally said “lets watch sonic the hedgehog”

[level27rogue-deactivated2020112]

tumors grow, are they supposed to be there?

its called “evolution”, just because its there doesnt mean its useful or wanted.

[geekandmisandry]

Local Man Compares Leg Hair To Cancer, Genuinely Thought It Was A Smart Argument. More At Six.

[only1600kids]

poor gary

[simplexivoryxx-blog]

teachers trying to impose responsibility

freshman year: "this isn't middleschool anymore"

sophomore year: "you're not a freshman anymore"

junior year: "you're almost seniors now"

senior year: "college isn't going to be like this"

College: "Sorry guys, class is cancelled because I'm super hungover. Just do the reading"

[nevver]

[lighth0me-deactivated20161231]

about me

[anexpansionlikegold-deactivated]

I’m so uncomfortable with the idea that you’re suddenly a woman once you have your period. I was nine when I got my period. You know what else happened when I was nine? Some guy at the local waterpark grabbed my ass. A fully grown adult did this. To a nine year old. And when I said, “don’t” he laughed and told me to change into something other than a two piece bathing suit. I was nine.

Please stamp out the myth that girls “mature” earlier, that there are definite physical passages that mark “womanhood” and thus, sexuality. Let little girls be little girls or I’ll come after you

[sebastianstaan]

[rubudubu-deactivated20150209]

A man just walked past me and said “excuse me, but you look very nice tonight darlin” I said thank you and he said you’re welcome and walked off. And that is how you compliment a woman without harassing them

[sailorcrystalgemplaneteer]

No, that is still unsolicited, and thus, harassment. No amount of “darlins” is gonna make me not want to punch your ass for coming on to me without provocation.

[rubudubu-deactivated20150209]

GOD

SHUT UP

UR SO STUPID

[randobambo]

[x]

[loverpng]

[pinkmisspiggy]

bucky probably sends t'challa angry cat vines @ two in the morning like ‘this you’

[mawile]

[luxurylearry]

[kmgraciano]

xo

[kumagawa]

its a straight bee…not a gay bee

[mockiato-deactivated20200315]

All bees are gay

[sixpenceee]

“A church in my town has this sign up.” posted by reddit user HypeRabbitDust

[bryko-deactivated20170127]

[aleeyago-deactivated20160217]

tumblr staff

[ftyani]

[thecommonchick]

“I wanna travel the world" 

“Then do it”